Simple brains, Optimus

Hi, I’m Nirva • they/them • Minor • I may or may not mix fandoms like a mad scientist • dream job is driving the Down With Cis Bus

[notcactusman]

Intro post go!

Hi! I’m Nirva, my pronouns are they/them (but i won’t stop you from using he or she if you're really set on it)

My fandoms fluctuate pretty frequently but here are some pretty consistent ones:

In Stars and Time

The Magnus Archives/Protocol

Deltarune

Malevolent

Hollow Knight

Midnight Burger

Welcome to Night Vale

Gravity Falls

ƎNA

ISAT Overkill AU (@/askoverkill)

Silksong

Something's Amiss at Juniper's House

Current new obsession(s) that may join the above list: Sailor Moon (1990s anime)

Tags:

#nirva’s rambles - general posts where I say things

#nirva’s scribbles - my art. generally either watercolor or traditional paper-pencil stuff

#nirva’s red string - my theories about stuff, lost of Magnus archives if I remember correctly but other stuff too

#nirva experiences media - for when I’m watching/reading/playing something and it’s a more immediate reaction

Phrase I’m feeling currently (aka last time I updated this): “I have a soft small body / strawberries make it happy" -Shuffle by Penelope Scott

Song I’m currently feeling (also the last time I updated this): we don’t get a lot of things to really care about by Careful Gaze

I’m gonna add more to this probably but I’ll put it up now or I’ll just never have an intro post

[notcactusman]

(roleplaying like chapter 5 is out:) What the HELL was that chapter??? WHAT was that???? I didn't know the flowers symbolized something THAT wild!! And the weird route developments???? Crazy!!! Toby Fox when i get you!! first Oberon Smog now this???? Damn you, Tricky Tony!! DAMN YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

[notcactusman]

guys do we have a ship name for Dawn/Dusk Overkill? cus i really like their dynamic, and i've been trying to thing of ship names but so far all I have is "Frincest* and we absolutely CANNOT call it that

[parkchanwoohoo]

[whalesharkcat]

it really just becomes more fantasy the more sides there are. a cube will be some sort of ultraprocessor that makes faster than light travel possible, but an octahedron? that can't be a processor, it's not square enough. an octahedron will float in between two beams of light and glow mysterious sigils, its function is like the cube but more magical because it's not bound by squareness.

[whalesharkcat]

if you add more sides it'll stray farther away from its sci-fi origins until it's a ball which has no technology, only magic

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously what's going on with [tumblr] moderation right now

[capnsoapy]

okay but seriously seriously

[capnsoapy]

Not even in an "I'm outraged" kind of way, in a "genuinely perplexed as to what could be going on behind the scenes to produce these outcomes." I want to stop staring at the shadows on the wall and exit Plato's allegory of the website moderation

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[anxiety-banana]

hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!

[stevishabitat]

[anxiety-banana]

the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED

[stevishabitat]

I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m printing it and

taping it to my mirror

BTW

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[segamascott]

[redstonedust]

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

[eyesoftheholder]

happy pride month

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[markovchaingang]

physicists: think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

chemists: don't think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

biologists: aren't even sure they know enough to be an authority in their own firld

mathematicians: don't understand why you seem to think they'd ever want to leave the beautiful and pure realm of numbers and have anything to do with any other field

[sharkstonbarkston]

tbh i do hope that pjackk is alive and well and at peace

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

i hope that son a bitch is nothing but rust and bones

[gaycop]

i hope i get a shiny red bicycle for my birthday

[t4timekeeper]

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

[t4timekeeper]

seeing people say “sometimes i wish i was a guy but i still want to be a girl too” or vice versa and it’s like YOU CAN!!! YOU CAN DO THAT!!!! TAKE MY HAND

[abandonedcloudyy]

I got my friend to draw some siffrins, she is so cool

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

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