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[80slesbiab]

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Bonnie: I am such a bad judge of character.

Damon: Of course you are, I’m your best friend.

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Caroline: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Stefan: Wow. They sound stupid.

Caroline: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Stefan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caroline: I guess you’re right. Hey Stefan, I love you.

Stefan: See! Just say that!

Caroline: Holy fucking shit.

Stefan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Care, but they're too dumb for you.

Caroline: Stefan

[valtsv]

Hot take: Cute witch girls are better than vampires.

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Bonnie [invites Elena into her blanket fort]: Let's talk about the paranormal and witchcraft.

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Your love is weird! And toxic!

Elena [to Damon]

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Matt: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?

Caroline: Oh, the usual. Bonnie and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine's Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.

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Enzo [to Bonnie]: No offense, but fuck everyone that’s ever hurt you, you’re precious and didn’t deserve that.

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Damon: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Elena: Yeah? So could another human being.

Damon:

Elena: So could a dog.

Damon:

Elena: So could a dedicated duck. You’re not special.

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Write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I will be back.

Bonnie Bennett

(But also, like, anyone who lives in Mystic Falls really)

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Kai: I’m not a ‘serial’ killer…

Bonnie: Wait, why’d you emphasize 'serial?'

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Caroline: *covers Tyler’s eyes with hands* Guess who!!

Tyler: It’s either Caroline or the cold, clammy hands of death.

Caroline: *uncovers hands* It’s Caroline!

Tyler: Damn it.

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Damon: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?

Enzo: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

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Damon: I would throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Bonnie: You would throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Caroline: Did it hurt when you-

Stefan: Yes

Caroline: I didn’t say “fell from heaven” yet

Stefan: Everything hurts

Caroline, holding him close: Aw babe

Meanwhile Katherine in the background: I crawled up from Hell but no one ever comments on how hot I am

Katherine: I’m looking at you, Stefan…

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Bonnie: Damon, can I speak to you for a minute?

Damon: Oooo. Someone’s in trouble.

Damon: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Stefan [about Caroline]: I've never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for her. But what?

Damon: Well, there's the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep,