little bit of this, little bit of that

Antonius Block: I want knowledge! Not faith, not assumptions, but knowledge. I want God to stretch out His hand, uncover His face and speak to me. Death: But He remains silent. Antonius Block: I call out to Him in the darkness. But it's as if no one was there. Death: Perhaps there isn't anyone. Antonius Block: Then life is a preposterous horror. No man can live faced with Death, knowing everything's nothingness. Death: Most people think neither of death nor nothingness. Antonius Block: But one day you stand at the edge of life and face darkness. Death: That day. Antonius Block: I understand what you mean.

[andywarhols]

[anxietyproblem]

[reinerist]

“Hey, um, you know that episode where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk, after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance because her friends were having a dorkiest date contest? In all the shots of the horse, you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter, but in the shots of Ethan, the coffee cup’s missing. Was that because the show was making a statement, about the fluctuant subjectivity of memory and how even two people can experience the same moment in entirely different ways? And I didn’t have the heart to be, like, “No, man, some crew guy just left their coffee cup in the shot. ” So instead, I was, like “Yeah. ”

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

Blade Runner 2049 (2017, dir. Dennis Villeneuve)

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’m so disgusted by racism.

That pastor’s thought process:

[rashemibabe]

give one of those stick figures a hijab and its an “attack on christianity” 

[thoodleoo]

my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between how dog and cat owners talk about their pets

[thoodleoo]

early christians: this is our god he’s omnipotent and omniscient and he is better than all of the other gods greeks: this is our party god dionysus he got into an argument with a bunch of frogs once and we love him

[jakeledgers]

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) dir. Stanley Kubrick

[humansofnewyork]

“I’ve wanted to go into construction since high school. I used to help my dad out all the time. Everything in our house we built ourselves. But my teachers tried to steer me down a different path. They’d encourage me to ‘figure things out.’ They’d say: ‘Why don’t you do this?’ or ‘Why don’t you do that?’ But I chose construction because it’s what I like to do. I got my union card at eighteen. The pay isn’t bad. I get benefits. It feels good to be young and working every day. But I see all these advertisements on the subway, and they basically say: ‘If you want to be successful, you have to go to college.’ All my friends went to college. Some of them have liberal arts degrees that I didn’t even know existed. A couple more dropped out. The ones who graduated can’t find jobs and have a lot of student debt. But they still look at me like I’m on the wrong path. When I tell them I can help them get a job in construction, they always say the same thing: ‘Why would we want to do that?’”

[contac]

[nikocat]

my furry ass when the werewolf pulls out his knot

[deathclawboyfriend-deactivated2]

[killue]

soo u just gonna scroll past without saying shalom?

[thisisthejellyfish]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[parkchanwoohoo]

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

[parkchanwoohoo]

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gokuma]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

[thegangsterwayoflife]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“I remain as vulnerable as ever.”

— Nina Cassian, from “Tirade for the Next-to-Last-Act,” wr. c. June 1969

[sayidjarrahs]

BoJack Horseman 5x11, The Showstopper

[humansofnewyork]

“I was working as a prep cook at a BBQ joint in Harlem.  I got off work early one day, and I discovered my wife with another man.  That was the beginning of all this.  I’d been with her for twenty-one years.  I was devastated.  I got right back on the bus and headed back to the city.  I went straight to the bars on 42nd Street. I got wasted every day.  I lost my wallet, my phone, my contacts.  I didn’t want to do nothing.  I just said ‘F it.’  I’ve been out on the streets for eight months.  When it’s time to rest, I find a place to sleep.  But I spend most of my time here on this block.  These are the best people on this block.  I’ve never experienced so many good people in my life.  Some of them help me out every single day.  They say: ‘What are you doing out here?  We’ve never met anyone like you.’  Lily and her daughter brought the whole family to meet me on Thanksgiving.  I felt like a celebrity.  Then there’s Cheryl with the glasses who just walked by a couple minutes ago.  Love her.  John and his wife, love them too.  David and Michael are the best.  And what’s up to my man Sean from the beauty parlor.  Shout out to T and Marianne.  So many good friends on this block.  But they aren’t going to see me much longer because I found a program that’s going to give me a place to stay, and a job cleaning the streets.  I’m done with this life.  I don’t belong here.  And I know my grandkids miss Grandpa.  So if you don’t see me here soon, you can say: ‘He’s done it!  He’s gone!’  But I’m going to shock everybody.  Cause I’m coming back with Christmas cards.”

[shampooligan]

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

[shampooligan]

steven universe denied me health care benefits