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nothing1995

Nearly made it 3 weeks oh well I’m high on a nat express coach again. It’s not been the best time to be sober and is either this or cry

nothing1995

i should've just cried

#over a year sober #logged back in first time in 2 years..reading over this sad girl's blog #u have no idea how good life is gonna get. and still sometimes not good. but so much better...and thats on GOD

7scorpio

hey girls did you know that uhm. words are futile devices 😣

andiaquarium-moved

I love music :) *RUNS INTO A WALL

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

theropodfan-deactivated20241023

#hell yea hell yea

theb3lljar

everything is a sign if youre crazy enough

backrooms-live

Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

sesh

mercutihoe

I’m

badjokesbyjeff

A young couple dies on their way to their wedding

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’ and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer…. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?’ Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes,’ he informed the couple, ‘You can get married in Heaven.’ ‘Great!’ said the couple. ‘But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’ St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. 'What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!!!’ St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?

#this is good