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@nothinkin
I hope i die in 2021 😌
I didn't.
we need to bring back mlp gore/grimdark ask blogs. they were peak tumblr.
4b4nd0n1ng th1z tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BY3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
r/vexillology
The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain
oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout
it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT
you peed on it
you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy
I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!
I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads
can’t help you there but i was delighted to find out what the lower limit is! the pumpkin toadlet is so small it can’t land its jumps
ha ha ha ha this is what you get for being fucking small instead of enormous
Fuck you I'm going back to 2012
soooo fox news are trying to create what’s essentially a hotline for parents to out lgbt educators and lgbt kids in school situations and im not saying that you should flood it with as much cursed images and gay shit as possible to make it impossible for them to receive any actual messages that may threaten peoples livelihoods….but also the email for it is in the linked tweet…. soooooo…. 😚✌️
further suggestions:
it's an email address. sign them up for every goddamn newsletter and advertising list you can possibly find. sign them up for club penguin. throw this email into every website you can think of.
email automatically filters out potential spam - try to spell words correctly and avoid leetspeak, using too many symbols, using symbols instead of letters, and links.
i doubt they have any specific content filtering set up right now, but they probably will if enough people do this. try to avoid any meme-y words, or vocabulary that primarily leftists use. depending on how sophisticated they make their filter, if you can use terminology that a "concerned parent" would use, it might whitelist you.
I'd highly recommend using a burner email for this, and not your real email address. not only for anonymity's sake, but also because if they block your address, you can just open a new one. just try not to make it a string of numbers, anything resembling spambot-speak, etc, just like the body of your messages.
EDIT: several people in the notes have said to put fake stories that end without anything actionable (no names, no locations, nothing they can use to out anybody). this way, you waste their time by forcing them to actually read your email, before they realize they've been had. I'd also like to add that however you end your story, make it obvious that you're trolling. if you make it too convincing, they may share the story anyway like "SEE, teachers ARE evil!!" even if they can't pin it on a real person. make your story long (!!!) and convincing, and end it with your shrek memes.
the email is [email protected] btw
it would be a shame if people plugged that email address into this website and signed them up for all sorts of promotional emails and newsletters!
Run MailBait. Fill your INBOX.
to anyone who missed it:
blorbo - a favourite character
glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense
eeby deeby - youre going to hell
plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board
scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game
Me, so I can view the original meme:
People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.
Glossary of Terms
I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
date of origin: 2012
A classic
this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason
the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.
Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.
that’s because OP’s post is a joke
I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:
the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.
Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius
the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the
Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.
alright everyone lets say it again
jason isnt a child in a mans body hes a disabled adult man and to imply otherwise is incredibly ableist and it makes every disabled person hate you 💖💕💕💖💕💞💖💕💞💖💕💞
also, blatant ableism aside, its just a horrible mischaracterization of jason entirely. the statement completely undermines how incredibly smart and intentional jason is. he knows how to strategically pick his victims in secluded areas and how to not get caught. he knows to cut off phone lines and transportation. he's a killer blinded by trauma and loss and rage and by saying he's nothing more than a child in a mans body is to take away everything thats of value in his character so fucking STOP
Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.
important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry
WEBSITES FOR WRITERS {masterpost}
E.A. Deverell - FREE worksheets (characters, world building, narrator, etc.) and paid courses;
Hiveword - Helps to research any topic to write about (has other resources, too);
BetaBooks - Share your draft with your beta reader (can be more than one), and see where they stopped reading, their comments, etc.;
Charlotte Dillon - Research links;
Writing realistic injuries - The title is pretty self-explanatory: while writing about an injury, take a look at this useful website;
One Stop for Writers - You guys… this website has literally everything we need: a) Description thesaurus collection, b) Character builder, c) Story maps, d) Scene maps & timelines, e) World building surveys, f) Worksheets, f) Tutorials, and much more! Although it has a paid plan ($90/year | $50/6 months | $9/month), you can still get a 2-week FREE trial;
One Stop for Writers Roadmap - It has many tips for you, divided into three different topics: a) How to plan a story, b) How to write a story, c) How to revise a story. The best thing about this? It’s FREE!
Story Structure Database - The Story Structure Database is an archive of books and movies, recording all their major plot points;
National Centre for Writing - FREE worksheets and writing courses. Has also paid courses;
Penguin Random House - Has some writing contests and great opportunities;
Crime Reads - Get inspired before writing a crime scene;
The Creative Academy for Writers - “Writers helping writers along every step of the path to publication.” It’s FREE and has ZOOM writing rooms;
Reedsy - “A trusted place to learn how to successfully publish your book” It has many tips, and tools (generators), contests, prompts lists, etc. FREE;
QueryTracker - Find agents for your books (personally, I’ve never used this before, but I thought I should feature it here);
Pacemaker - Track your goals (example: Write 50K words - then, everytime you write, you track the number of the words, and it will make a graphic for you with your progress). It’s FREE but has a paid plan;
Save the Cat! - The blog of the most known storytelling method. You can find posts, sheets, a software (student discount - 70%), and other things;
I hope this is helpful for you!
(Also, check my blog if you want to!)
this is what happens when you listen to s3rl for hours on end. everything was drawn/made in mspaint! might makes this my pfp even though it ruins my pages aesthetic <3 RBS VERY APPRECIATED