Literally Dead V2

[alex]...20.... they/he....dan and phil keep me alive but sometimes i like other things....i use @wtftheplanetisdying unless soemthing happens lol

[notimportantyet]

guys now i have 2 accounts lol... follow @wtftheplanetisdying instead and ill have this one as back up?

[dnp-as-posts]

[notimportantyet]

[dannyboyandpdawg]

And then dan proceeded to discover the Final Secret Ultra Rare Ending where he met amazingphil in real life and became his real best friend companion through life actual soulmate

[dansasterology]

“dan, you’re so distracting right now”

[suckmydictionary5]

[dansasterology]

happy trans visibility day everyone 🏳️‍⚧️💗

[notimportantyet]

what the fuck is the point of including the 9/11 photo

phil likes to stay up to date on all news and major world events

[notimportantyet]

hmm whats on phil's phone....

[pseudophan]

join patreon dot com slash dan and phil for more zootopia thirst content

[joelle2038]

"YOU KNOW WHO WAS A GOOD BOY? DAN WAS A GOOD BOY."

MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND

[otherwaybabe]

So Dan just....is a furry. That's no longer a joke that's just a fact.

[purrfectneko]

Someone had to do it

[fryday]

I love how dnp told us not to idealize their relationship and then proceeded to have a one sided beef with a gay couple just because they dared to exist in the same resort as them because duh we’re Dan and Phil we’re the only gay couple that matters who are you why are you laughing you’re not even having that much fun unlike us of course I bet you’re gonna ask your partner to be in an open relationship

rule number one of phandom is you do as dan and phil say not as dan and phil do. or that's what they'd like it to be; it's not. we never do as they say because exhibit a they are massive hypocrites and are actually just like us. the blind are leading the blind. and we're all having the time of our lives! :D

[notimportantyet]

dan and phil (mostly phil) being chaotic

[phanbeats]

lethal drinking game: drink every time dan compliments phil in the interactive space adventure react patreon exclusive and then die from alcohol poisoning

[a-gentle-yoink]

same

[reunitedinterlude]

phil acknowledging snokoplasm as a queer allegory <3