Noah

All Time Low >>>> 🙏 He/Him Guitarist 🏳️‍⚧️

[notk0ga]

About me

Because I never really said hello:

Name: Noah

Age: None of your business, but I’m a teenager

Pronouns: he/him (don’t fucking misgender me or you’re blocked)

Hobbies: playing guitar, writing, reading, drawing

Fav book: Sunrise on the reaping (Suzanne Collins)

Fav show/movie: bbc sherlock

Fav place: London

Fav artist(s): All Time Low, Muse

Fav song(s): Painting Flowers (All Time Low), Resistance (Muse)

MBTI: ISFP-T

Likes: music, marauders (fuck JKR), Greek mythology,

Dislikes: crowded places, homophobic people, nazis

TOP 3

Subjects: English, Maths, Philosophy

Musicals: Hamilton, Epic, Wicked

Drinks: orange juice, coke, iced tea

musicians: All Time Low, Muse, Lin-Manuel Miranda

[notk0ga]

I’ve been rereading all the Tintin comics for the last week (I last read them over five years ago) and I just found out that TintinxCaptain Haddock is a thing. And while I barely judge shippings, I feel so weird about this one. Maybe because I always thought Tintin is like fifteen, plus the captain totally reminds me of me dad. And I can’t ship my dad with anyone. QwQ

I see them more like father and son…

So I don’t ship it, but go ahead I guess.

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I think it’s so embarrassing how many people hate on Elliot Page for being cast as Achilles. Probably people who know NOTHING about Greek mythology.

Achilles wasn’t a Brad Pitt.

He was a teenager when the Trojan war began.

He was probably gay for Patroclus. And in that relationship he surely wasn’t the Top.

He was pretty.

So as someone who’s been obsessed with the Iliad and the Odyssey since I can remember, Elliot is a good cast. Okay maybe he isn’t blond, but literally cry about it.

Also Lupita Nyong'o being cast as Helen. This woman is so beautiful.

I have seen so many comments calling her ugly. That’s so disgusting. Especially since many said she can’t be Helen because of her skin colour.

Just saying: Tom Holland isn’t Greek, Matt Damon isn’t Greek, Anne Hathaway isn’t Greek.

This logic only works if we cast only Greek people. And Turkish people since Troy was supposed to be located somewhere in Turkey. And as far as I know Odysseus did travel to Turnesia when he met the Lotus Eaters. And Italy… oh well…

I never wanted a movie about the Odyssey to happen, but now we get one and sure there will probably be a lot to criticise, but I won’t tolerate any racist or transphobe comments about the cast.

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Guess who’s allowed to start T in like less than a month

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Sometimes I worry I might be one of those straight girls sexualising gay men, but then I realize I’m a gay man.

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As I said I have a performance soon and I’m only in four songs, so there’s A LOT OF waiting. Yesterday I had the very random thought about writing Sherlock Holmes Musical. Like A Study in Scarlet or some other case as a musical. I have written songs before. Just not musical ones. Also I can only play the guitar. But I’m actually really tempted to try.

I’d probably also include things miss in other adaptions. Like johnlock hehe

[notk0ga]

I‘m going to completely crash out. Kontext: I'm having a performance soon. Nice. I’m going to an all time low concert sooner. Even nicer. Problem: Sooner means a day before the first performance. Not so nice. Bigger problem: they just randomly announced we‘ll have a really long practice day the day before the performance. Okay. What they mean by it: 10 a.m to 10 p.m. The all time low concert starts 7 p.m. I would’ve been late anyway because originally we’d have practiced till 7 p.m.

I just asked my dad to pick me up and drive me there. So I’ll just miss the pre act.

But now?

I haven’t been able to see ATL in three fucking years. If I don’t see them, my mental state would just completely crash.

Now I’m trying to find an excuse why I just can’t stay till 10 p.m

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Don’t worry Mike, El was just your Tammy ^^ <3

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Can literally anyone tell me the backstory of Goodnight C'est la Vie?

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This sounds incredibly stupid, but like thirty minutes ago my dad brought me something. Normally I hug him for goodbye, but for some stupid reason, I didn’t do that. Now I feel bad. What if my dad wanted a hug? Normally I always hug him because *I* want to. I initiate the hugs.

But I feel bad. Because I think he wanted to hug me. Or at least kind of waited for it. I don’t know.

Why the hell am I like this?

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

I love how people are complaining that they're making fun of the whole situation by releasing Everyone's Talking, like idk if you've heard the song but there's nothing funny about it.

Everyone's talking but no one is talking to me

A friend's not a friend at the end of the phone when they're talking about you in Rolling Stone

I'm 2 years in to the horror show

In a week or so there'll be nothing left but my fucking bones

I'll play my ribs like a xylophone

None of this is funny, all of that is trauma. Guess everyone's still talking and simply not listening.

[notk0ga]

For one: Everyone’s talking is a masterpiece! I’d marry that album!

And: what is Goodnight c‘est la vie about? Is Alex okay????

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How me and my best friend are talking about ATL

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LESS THAN THREE WEEKS TILL EVERYONES TALKING

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Yk I don’t have hobbies, so I just calculated until when the next ATL Album is most likely to be published. I have three different dates, none make sense at all, but well… let me be delusional that I’m a smart person. So the first date would be the 7th March 2025, but that’s already over, the second is the 27th February 2026 and the last 27th December 2027. let’s hope it’s February 2026

[notk0ga]

Why the fuck is that not even so wrong. Okay good, bit earlier but you know? Btw The Weather is peak.

[lonely-sonneteer]

How many of the mentors do you think got called mom/dad the night before the games? These kids so panicked begging and pleading with their ‘parents’ to help them, but theyre at home, they cant save them. How many of the victors had kids and would see their own children in the tributes?

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Can you not? The post button is in fact optional.

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D’you know how hard it is to be fan of a book series that started online? The series contains three finished books, no fourth book and three not finished books. Yes. There’s no book four and five, six and seven aren’t finished. By the way the sixth book hasn’t been updated since 2016 so don’t get your hopes up. And the seventh book ended with my favorite half dead in the hospital and his boyfriend in a similar situation. But! Don’t worry! They’re fine! There is a Christmas special with three chapters that shows that they’re alive and well! Yay!

And don’t you dare try to talk to anyone about the series. There’s no one who knows it too. Nobody has read the books. The "fandom" is so small the author follows me on TikTok and Instagram.