funky ball of tits from outer space

Knee. 20. Melbourne, Australia. I just really like giraffes, alcohol and musicals. HoH

[notknee-blog]

Spice gals ✌🏻

[notknee-blog]

#democracywines

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Classic jazz hands shot #tallandtiny #fisaf #naturaltans (at River Gum Performing Arts Centre)

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Reunited 💅🏻 #happy21stgmoney #unwell (at Torquay, Victoria)

[notknee-blog]

youre 5000 candles in the wind #happy21stgmoney 👯💅🏻⭐️ (at Torquay, Victoria)

[burnmystudyarchive]

[vvryly]

I’d like to see an Andrew Lloyd Webber roast special like the ones put on by MTV and ALW would walk out to the stage expecting to see a couple theatre inclined comedians but actually the only person there is Patti Lupone standing at a podium under a single spotlight with a martini in hand and she ruthlessly drags him for an hour on live television.

[fake-ketchup-blog]

when something doesnt fit in the fridge so u close the door really quickly so that it wont fall out and later a family member opens the fridge and it falls on them

[numberonemetsfan]

Ever realize how nothing matters and you can just walk out in the middle of a class and buy a scone

[sixpenceeeblog]

when people point out my flaws, bad decisions and negative characteristics 

[theonion]

[old-estonoes1]

[unmoistened]

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

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[thoodleoo]

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

[kaliforhnia]

Texting me is like ordering something online because most likely you won’t hear back for 4-5 business days. 

[aropippin]

PLEASE HEAR ME CALLING