my toaster 🥺

I can't find it

[danthepest]

Remember when Piccolo was such a smug prick and a bundle of psychotic, overconfident joy that he couldn’t stop laughing and smiling? Good times.

[notmytoaster]

Well he was a teenager 💚

[belovedbyall-deactivated2023080]

[cloudstation]

direct quote from kaiba post battle city tournament

[fishkinger]

[notmytoaster]

Damn this quote sums up my whole childhood

[notmytoaster]

This emoji reminds me of someone...

[jctitcitc]

Tis the season

[notmytoaster]

chu~

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[knifenick]

If you think like that, please don’t ever have children.

[dragonsspire]

Listen, my parents installed a lock on my door so I could lock everyone out of my room if I wanted to at sometime around 8 years old. They had a key of course for safety but they’ve never had to use it and they’ve never used it when they didn’t have to.

I was allowed full access to any books, movies, and internet I wanted fully informed about our family beliefs and practices but I was given no supervision once I reached about 13 because my parents trusted me to stick to the rules or not as I felt and come to them if there was anything that I had questions about.

As long as I said where I was going, who I was with, and when I was going to be back and then phone if anything changed I was allowed to do pretty much as I pleased from 13 onward.

I moved back in with my parents after university and the first conversation we had was my dad telling me that if I felt like they were treating me like a child to please tell them because they had no intention of doing so.

I still live with them and I’m comfortable here as an adult. When I eventually move out again, which I feel no rush to do because I feel respected and given more than enough elbow room, I will probably talk to them often if not everyday. Because they’ve always respected my privacy and my autonomy both physically and emotionally. If you want an independent and fictional child trusting them and giving them their space will do you many more favours than not.

[greyforthewicked]

meanwhile, my parents…

password protected my computer so i had to get permission every time i wanted to use it

put a passcode lock on our pantry so we couldn’t eat without permission

regularly checked our internet browsing history

shut off the internet at regular intervals, including when i needed it for university homework

did monthly checks of our bank statements and would confiscate money if they didn’t approve of our activities

in response, i went behind their backs and opened a new bank account, got a secret job, bought my own groceries, and used the wifi from the school across the street. they didn’t succeed in disciplining me. all they did was force me to distance myself from them.

your children are not your property. they are human beings, and they deserve basic human rights.

[marzipanandminutiae]

nothing in this world teaches you to lie and sneak around like a parent who doesn’t believe you should have privacy

[holymolyhotcannoli]

You can say that again

[tetraterezi]

Im gonna keep the laptop locked and the history checked until she either moved out or owns her own laptop and helps pay the bill or shes 25.

Privacy is cute but not checking your kids electronics is asking for trouble.

[prismatic-bell]

Until she’s 25?

I hope she gets the fuck out ASAP and never speaks to you again.

[notmytoaster]

Don't hide the internet from your kids. Teach them how to properly handle it. Not saying let your 5 year old on live leak I'm just saying if you suffocate your kids at home, when they're out of your eye they're much more likely to do things that could harm themselves or others in retaliation.

I don't understand why some parents are just so adverse to having an open conversation with their kids about things. Whether it's drugs sex or even their own bodies it's like parents want to avoid the subject and that leads to misinformation being spread. Like people who think wearing two condoms is better than one. No one told me that I would get my period eventually and when it did happen I thought i was dying and when the talk did happen it was quick I was left with many questions. Idk I've seen all types of parenting produce bad and good kids so some of it is luck of the draw but imma stop ranting.

[notmytoaster]

[notmytoaster]

If babey can’t see ma, ma cant see babey. no time out. 

[notmytoaster]

a new bunch of future + kids.

Jessie and Ronnie J. are the twin children of Kiki Pizza and Ronaldo Fryman. They’re both part of Makai and Forest’s friend group, and they argue nearly 25/7. 

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

The wizard Howl

(direct link)

[im-just-vibing-at-this-point]

Sir-

Who gave you permission-

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

The source of magic itself

[princessofharte]

How dare he make Howl look gorgeous. He's supposed to look like a mess because he's just that dramatic. I can't imagine any other Howl now. I'm going to reread the book and enjoy imagining this very handsome man full on tackling the Witch of the Waste. I'll be watching the Studio Ghibli film and it'll be this man carrying Sophie across the sky and waiting for her for a decade to break his curse. Beautiful.

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I'm framing this

[rustridden]

DUDE I SAW YOU ON TIKTOK AND THOUGHT “i’ve seen this guy before, but from where? 🤔” AND NOW I REMEMBER A AA  A ASNLSKNFS

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

I exist EVERYWHERE hahaha

But also, almost 20k gotdamn y'all 🥺

[teacup-devil]

@irresponsible-black-unicorn Hello, mind if i just 👀👉👈

((Seriously though, this is such a great cosplay and the moment i saw it i just HAD to draw it so please excuse the messy shading and such lol you are such a wonderful being and seeing you on my dash just brings me so much life like holy smokes dude ♡♡♡♡ have a beautiful day!))

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

WOAHWOAHWOAH🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 AHHH so amazing

[notmytoaster]

Watch "Forcing my best friend to guess Beyblade characters :)" on YouTube

Meghan (the one all my message posts are too) is my best friend and tolerated me harassing her about beyblade since we met many years ago on CatPawIsland. This time, we chose to record and post the fun. :)) P.S. Ignore my channel name I made when I was child and now I'm attached.

[bombbean]

Pokémon have to get jobs and pay taxes

[ashecheww]

First Image Source

[appletart09]

Okay so who the FUCK was going to tell me that King has the same English VA as LIGHT YAGAMI?

[beybladebinch]

he fucking WHAT NOW??

[notmytoaster]

If we knew there would have been wayyyyy more memes trust me.

[notmytoaster]

and you and me and me and you and you and me