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He/they, quite short, too nerdy to be a jock and too much of a jock to be a nerd, I have none of my shit together 👍 The only minor I am, is a minor inconvenience

[holymolyhotcannoli]

This blog has slowly devolved into a mess otherwise known as a peek into my inner psyche

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Salem you say? Well it’s a shame they didn’t threaten to burn the bitch at the stake

[marijuana-barbie]

@isuggestrevolution

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest making a ceo feel unsafe

[godshideouscreation]

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[creekfiend]

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"

i think it is extremely charming

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[hasbrotoys]

the perpetual discord call

[our-happy-end1ng]

@whatvioletdoes-blog

[whatvioletdoes-blog]

You're not wrong in tagging me, I have one worse

[hasbrotoys]

Congratulations on being like the only person on Tumblr to ever leave me completely speechless

[doctor-nu]

[deannego]

Pyaari wip~

[deannego]

All finished ❤️

[crabussy]

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

[the-quasar-hero]

Anime girl with a vast and varying harem but she’s far too busy doing gangsta shit to be bisexual enough to appreciate it

[the-quasar-hero]

The handsome rogue: I thought it would be nice if we had dinner tonight

Her: sorry, can’t, I have to fight the demon lord with my bare hands tonight

[the-quasar-hero]

The priestess: I can use my healing hands to assuage your injuries.

Her: I’m fine, I’ll drink a health potion on my way to the bandit’s hideout

[the-quasar-hero]

The Prince: I have commissioned the finest artists around to make a portrait depicting your great beauty.

Her, who didn’t hear because she’s swinging a sword twice as long as her body: look how fast I can swing this sword!

[the-quasar-hero]

The tsundere female blacksmith: you idiot, I’m not repairing your armor cuz I like you or anything! It just reflects poorly on me if you die in battle, so don’t die, okay?!

Her: *bench pressing the cart of ore*

[animentality]

[sorreleater]

“it’s also good to learn that life isn’t fair!” i don’t WANT children to accept unreasonable discipline from adults!! i don’t WANT children to expect the adults in their lives to punish at random and ignore their explanations!! the world isn’t fair but we could sure work to make it fairer

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[shamebats]

Trans experiences: wearing a hijab as a trans man.

TT post by @ starboy.cherie (he/him).

This entire comment section ended up being a lot better than expected.

[wordwood-worms]

what absolutely makes the end of brand new day for me, with ned remembering and recognizing peter, is that … it’s so in character. like jean says it earlier, mj would be sick at the idea of a perfect fairytale kiss waking the princess up ooh so cute BLEGH!! she would hate that. ned, on the other hand? ned would LOVE the idea that they broke the spell and got his memories back by doing their super special best friend handshake, ned would love the whole fairytale magical remembering thing, he would just be all over that.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Gustave Caillebotte - The Floor Scrapers (1875-6)

Original on top, later version below

“Despite the effort Caillebotte put into the painting, it was rejected by France’s most prestigious art exhibition, The Salon, in 1875. The depiction of working-class people in their trade, not fully clothed, shocked the jurors and was deemed a ‘vulgar subject matter.’ 

The images of the floor scrapers came to be associated with Degas’s paintings of washerwomen, also presented at the same exhibition and similarly scorned as ‘vulgar’”.