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Bachelor's of Arts and Sciences for English. Studied Creative Writing and Spanish. | Class of 2020 | She/Her | Queer Demi Ace | Antifascist | Bureaucrat for the Miraculous Ladybug and Zak Storm Wikias | If you like my work, could you please help me and donate to my tip jar? https://digitaltipjar.com/princessofharte Cover photo by @apoc-undercover

[princessofharte]

BOOP

These are my breads, Challah (pink collar) and Chiabatta (blue collar)!

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[princessofharte]

We interrupt your program tonight to bring you some BREAKING NEWS. A giant brushbuddy has been spotted by the summer breeding grounds of wild myrphons. Locals are advised to stay away while the witches on scene address this massive creature.

[anthonycrowley]

every time i search where a movie is streaming and it’s not on like one of the big streamers i whisper to myself ‘poob has it for you’

[anthonycrowley]

one of the most poobified movies i’ve ever seen

[princessofharte]

Those first two that say "Subscription" are something you can get for free with a library card btw.

[princessofharte]

Hey @staff why is it that when I screenshot a post, the app automatically opens up the share system, takes over my screen, and replaces the image of the post with the image of the share screen that didn't exist when I took the screenshot??? I reblog stuff all the time, but I have friends who don't use tumblr because of awful practices like banning trans women.

[princessofharte]

HEARTWARMING: Local child receives accessibility device and learns life didn't have to be that hard the entire time!

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[wizardgender]

fresh for the sharing

[princessofharte]

Local firstborn daughter learns the value of sibling rituals, such as not telling your parents when you harmed your newest sister and your newest sister not telling on you because that's how siblings figure out boundaries.

Other daughters reiterate that sleep deprivation is not conducive to learning. Remember to rest well and eat healthily!

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[im-just-here-for-a-second]

Why did Goncharov/gonchposting happen?

Hi, everyone! Sorry to bother, but I would like some insight into the phenomenon of Goncharov (1973) for an assignment. I did find some useful articles and posts, but I also wish to ask the source directly, so to say. If any of you would be willing to share your experiences with gonchposting, like, what made you take part in it, please do so. Moreover, if you have any other thoughts, theories, academic studies concerning the reasoning for Goncharov's popularity and appeal, feel free to share those as well. I will be grateful for anything and everything. Really. Thank you. Take this toast cat as a to(ast)ken of my gratitude.

Additionally, I apologise if the structure of this post is not up to par with the norm. I am not aware of Tumblr customs and overall not a huge "social media poster". I did look for a "make a post" button for around five minutes before it dawned on me...

[amynchan]

ngl, I've been thinking about this phenomena lately. I didn't contribute, but I greatly enjoyed reblogging and watching people's creativity just fly off the handle. Muppet gifs, music, quotes, plot twists. They were all fun to watch fly by my dash. Did end up using the "unreality" tag, I think, for some of them. Saw a mutual do it and figured it'd be kind to people who may struggle with that sorta thing.

[princessofharte]

Everyone who participated decided to "Yes, and" everything. Tagging posts with "unreality" helped keep the game safe for people, but because no one would break the bit to explain Goncharov wasn't real, I had difficulty figuring out it wasn't a real movie.

@theshitpostcalligrapher made an amazing graphic of one of the most intense scenes, which helped it.

Linda Carter, a.k.a Wonder Woman, got involved too. She was still new to tumblr. I think her joining in on the fun made everything explode in a way that meant "yes, people outside of tumblr will enjoy this."

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[should-be-sleeping]

If you are here, you need to not be.

The mandatory evacuation zone stretches from Ball Road to the north, Trask Avenue to the south, Valley View Street to the west and Dale Avenue to the east. That includes parts of Garden Grove, Cypress, Stanton, Anaheim, Buena Park and Westminster.

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Potential blast zone:

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[sharas-bae]

here's the local abc affiliate for ongoing live updates (including a spanish version)

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Enrichment!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[littlefingies]

Sorry for us politics posting, but we have until May 22, 2026 to submit public comment to the FCC:

More info from GLAAD:

https://glaad.org/fcc/

They have some good tips about writing a comment and protecting your privacy which, fuck it, I'll just paste here:

Providing an email address is optional. If you have concerns about privacy, you may use your initials or public address in your local area, such as City Hall. Do not use a joke name. It diminishes the comment’s credibility.

Your submission does not need to be long. A single, well-reasoned paragraph is sufficient.

Do not copy/paste a template comment. The FCC values unique perspectives, and an original comment carries significantly more weight in the public record. You can explain why this matters to you without revealing private or sensitive personal information.

Here's what I said:

“Free speech is a fundamental American freedom. I do not need a warning about seeing queer people, much like I do not need a warning about women, veterans, or any other group of people.”

Here's the link to submit your comment by May 22:

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings/express?proceeding%5Bname%5D=19-41

[pcos-and-endo-awareness]

If you haven’t heard, today PolyCystic Ovarian Syndrome has been renamed to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome. This change reflects that this is not a reproductive “problem” but a whole body disease.

[leahstuff]

For reference, from the WHO website:

(Text: PCOS affects an estimated 10-13% of reproductive-aged women. It is estimated that up to 70% of women with PCOS worldwide do not know they have this condition.)

[laziestgirlintown]

The Lancet link about shift to PMOS. Spread this to everyone who works in health care now. People with uteruses and ovaries are in agony - yes, the whole body suffers a crisis every fkn month - and health care should help

[princessofharte]

Ooooh! Pissing Me Off Syndrome for body bullshit!