The Notorious B.I.Queen

Danni•26•Bi as fuck 9-1-1 on fox, Voltron, My Hero Academia

[nicola-coughlan]

9-1-1 week ✦ day two: favorite character

insp.

[machine-saint]

part of the joy of having a fetish that's still somewhat outside of the mainstream (if you disagree then xkcd geologists dot png) but fairly popular is that complaining about a trope being too common in your semi-obscure pornography is really funny

[machine-saint]

anyway I just saw someone complain about how snakes are too common in hypnosis porn

[machine-saint]

two genres of notes on this post

people who are well-intentionedly explaining the reason for this complaint as if "hypnohub" isn't what comes up when I type "h" in my browser

people with their own complaints, including "hypnosis is too common in snake porn"

[anasabdin]

The Wrong Turn

Guess who's back here? I had a bumpy ride but I made it eventually.

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[wlfb0ygrl]

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

[nunkisketches]

[cute-catts]

kitty car 🐱

[bagofbirds]

when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet

[worsecats]

[lotstradamus]

me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !

what this book is about: rock climbing

[ogrishpuntocom]

[twitterstweetfun]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[cute-catts]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red spotted tabby

[amygdalae]

Sometimes my cat will grab and bite my hand playfully but if she accidentally scratches me I make a high pitched sound and she immediately lets go because she's polite and well socialized

[amygdalae]

^^^ the mindful masticator

[superbellsubways]

huge cheeseburger and $5000 dollars could fix me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney

[undeadcorvid]

Dreaming up an Obsolecence scale between 'we intentionally want to make our customers buy new things bc profit' to 'yeah so we don't do that any more because that would be intentionally giving kids cancer'

Planned Obsolecence: This thing could last ten years or more but then no one would buy a new product from us for ten years, which will eat into our profits. Luckily we can make our product incrementally worse to force people to buy new ones before that ten years is up.

Scheduled Obsolecence: As less and less people use this old method, it becomes more prohibitively expensive to keep supporting those few people, and resources are better spent on trying to help them transition to the newer, cheaper technology - as a result we will completely stop supporting the old method in a few years.

Regular Obsolecence: No one beside a few weirdo hobbiest would use the old method because we've just developed affordable, more effective technology to achieve the same thing. There's a reason no one sends a telegram any more.

What the Fuck Obsolecence: Yeah so no we don't do the Coca Cola with cocaine in it any more for the same reason we stopped treating headaches with leeches and arsenic.

[fieldbears]

I like this. See also: neon signs, CFC fridges.

[rslashrats]

[theeelfinnstolemypeanits]

[sandmandaddy69]