safe in monotony

get your heteronormativity off my lawn @jvrassicparkour

[theweirdpeach]

I just want someone who’s excited to make out with me and text me all the time.

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[urmotheratemydog]

Ginger Snaps & Jennifer’s Body parallels

[notoriousawg]

@yurem-money92 it’s the worst. hopefully you have better luck trying to fight it off than i’m having

[notoriousawg]

@yurem-money92 yes :( it’s almost constant for me this time of year i swear

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[notoriousawg]

i’m pretty sure i’m going to overload on vitamin c from all the orange juice i’ve been drinking to try and avoid getting sick again

[rubysapphrald]

if you dont believe in aliens youre fucking stupid

[rubysapphrald]

i dont give a damn about roswell or area 51 or whatever the fuck. thats not what i mean. the universe is infinitely large and weve already found living bacteria and stuff on comets. space has some crazy shit. it rains glass on venus and there’s a planet made of solid diamond. jupiter’s great red spot is a billion year old hurricane and like ten million earths could fit inside the sun. who gives a fuck if they arent little green men from mars. aliens exist and if you dont think so youre clowning hard my man

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[notoriousawg]

i can’t post a picture without tumblr trying to flag it but i can log onto six new porn bot followers

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

[notoriousawg]

the reaction to simple creatures has been so good and it makes my heart extremely happy

[fuckabilitypolitics]

bisexuality is not trans-exclusionary tell ur friends

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

[msicsstuff]

Sweater Weather • The Neighbourhood

[kinetic-cards]

No matter what, you two always save Hyrule…together.

[fuks]