a crisp one donger bill

Marn. Old as balls. American.

[catasters]

[artbymaryc]

Wow that's a really big gecko

[blignick]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[kuttithevangu]

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

[narutwitter]

[scoes]

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

[lliveonthesunn]

my wife, watching gay porn: wow. that's a dick, alright. that sure is one of those!

[rad-roche]

watchin some akira kurosawa movies and i could mention that they're good. and they are. or i could post a picture of toshiro mifune and we can all sigh dreamily together. alright three two one

[fairycosmos]

4pm total ego death

5pm phone in bed

[10001gecs]

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

[un-father]

[neurotypical-karen]

[bumblepuppy]

imagine netflix says 'Alright fuckers, you win. Here's your secret ninth episode of Stranger Things' and you click on it and it's the secret good episode of Sherlock

[ivipl1]

nastiest trick in the book is getting you genuinely deeply attached to a character whose name sounds fucking stupid in any other context. this WILL happen to you at some point in your life.

[ivipl1]

someone tagged this as ronald mcdonald. The Clown? thats your blorbo? thats your mipy? thats your floopy? the clown from mcdonalds? him? hes your Special One? ronald mcdonald the clown? the clown?

[dragongirlsweetie]

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[newloverofbeauty]

Pakistani and Chinese Border guards, Karakorum