my hero. my mate.

Hi everyone! I'm tumblr user dulosis, but you can call me S [they/them]. Welcome to my blog, where I make a general fool of myself. I have a thing for sweatpants, Selena Gomez, Jesy Nelson, and Taylor Swift, but all you really need to know about me is that (1) I was once voted "most likely to be abducted by aliens and write about it later" during high school for a thing, and (2) when I was in college, me and my best friend drove eight hours just to get ribs. Despite adulthood, I haven't changed much since. Please see this tag for details. . kofiwidget2.init('buy me a coffee?', '#9963db', 'P5P5JE8V');kofiwidget2.draw(); . intro post | tags | drabbles | fic . ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[justsomepetermemes]

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[carfuckerlynch]

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

[carfuckerlynch]

THANK YOU @witchoflight it is indeed "on traveling together" by Kayleb Rae Candrilli

[soracities]

happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !

[soracities]

"anything worth doing is worth doing badly"............."not failing as he fell but just coming to the end of his triumph"......goodnight (it's noon)

[gatoradebong]

Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?

[zendmani]

What A Feeling by One Direction

[targetedknowledge]

[harsh-noise]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexseanchai]

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

[flareonfloof]

its a bit easier for astronomers

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

[flareonfloof]

are they hydrogen or helium

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

[flareonfloof]

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

[flareonfloof]

im an astrophysicist

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

but but, science is science?!

[flareonfloof]

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

[katzeregi]

[sycamorality]

writing a canon divergent fix-it fic while also shaking my head to show that i actually really like the canon's tragic narrative and am not trying to say i think it would be better if canon was like this

[kristina100000]

youtube comment of the day

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[inkxlenses]

Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields | © Dennis Fast

[greelin]

you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma

[greelin]

stigma fangs in your pussy. LOL

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼