Hi

I fucking love Mass Effect 

[mockingnerd]

So when I was doing my Dragon Con lineup graphic earlier this week it briefly, accidentally, gloriously looked like this and cracked me up, and so this happened in the hotel room

get u a girl that does both

[redstonedust]

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

let me solo them—

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[thoughtkick]

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.”

— Unknown

[itsays]

"life as a 22 year old mother of 3" "life as a married 19 year old couple" *video of mother daughter and grandma making reference to how they were both moms at like 16* *21 year old girl flex video about how she's a mother of 4* *couple whose entire personality is having 10 kids before turning 30* "married my highschool sweetheart at 18 and now i have 8 kids at age 25" "what i do in a day as a 19 year old housewife"

[warcraftmovie]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

this is what it looks like and feels like to eat beef stew

[gaytanic-panic]

my fave thing about Mass Effect 2 is that they made the story actually interesting by having the whole squad be fucked up and evil. Like, we're working with a human supremacist terrorist organization and the crew is composed of them plus a genocidal scientist, a Shepard who has come back from the dead and may have been put back wrong, a grief filled assassin, a living weapon trauma baby, the Krogan ubermensch, a fucking alien Spanish Inquisitor, one of the alien death robots you spent the whole first game fighting, plus every returning character grew some fucking chest hair like Garrus is the Punisher and Liara is a fucked up superspy.

ME1 is like "golly gee willickers, we gotta help the UN teach Space America to be less racist and our whole team of idealistic youngsters is up to the task!" and ME2 is like "listen I know its bad to be working for the Space Nazis but they're the only ones who will give me money right now, lets all go on a suicide mission but first we have to collect the most heinous people in the galaxy to be our crew"

[easel-eisel]

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[roundo]

“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[animatedtext]

[internetplz]

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

What the fuck

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

[beyonceisstraight]

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

[friend-of-kyoshi]

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[llleighsmith]

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

[smartmurderation]

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

[llleighsmith]

amen!

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

unironically this

[pinetreeanarchism]

[frederick-the-ii]

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[the-aspiring-maverick]

Good reference material here.

[flavoracle]

My brain during sane hours of the day: “I have a good job with benefits, a stable social network with supportive friends and family, and I’m a nerd who thrives on advanced technology. Also, I dislike the taste of fish.”

My brain on Tumblr at 3:30am: “Y’know, abandoning all technology and leaving civilization behind looks like a lot of fun! And I could teach the kids how to build a fish trap!”