Archived, moved to axroomfulxofxmuses

A mostly canon, semi selective Hondou Eisuke RP blog, with some universe alteration. (UA) Multiship, multifandom, open to RP'ing with OC's, open to M!A's. This blog is full of spoilers. Proceed at your own risk. Tracking #notsoclumsy Current M!A's: None Sideblog to #detectiveofmysteries Est. February 21, 2016

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((Hey everyone! I have some things to say.

This blog has been running since 2015, and was made back when I had next to no knowledge of Tumblr RP. As a result, it’s a bit of a mess. On top of that, I have a jumble of sides that don’t get enough attention. As a result, I ended up moving this muse and a number of other relatively active muses to @axroomfulxofxmuses.

What does this mean for drafts/unanswered asks? They’ll likely be dropped, unless I have a lot of muse for it or it’s your turn and you choose to respond. Nice clean move.))

[notsoclumsy-archive]

silverbulletofthefbi:

Subaru put the boy’s arm around his shoulder and helped him along, making his way to where his vehicle was parked. So long as he didn’t start grabbing at his neck or managed to tear off his wig, close contact wouldn’t be too much of a problem.

“What happened?” 

He had questions about why Eisuke was still in Japan. He would be safer in the US than here, with Hidemi still undercover and the Organization growing more active in Tokyo. While they’d withheld information from Eisuke per Hidemi’s request previously, he still had an inkling of the situation and might have started digging on his own. 

(Or perhaps it was Vermouth in disguise? Heaven help him if Organization members apart from Bourbon were suspicious of ‘Subaru Okiya.’)

“Thank you.” Grateful for the assistance, he allowed himself to be helped down the street.

“I was was attacked by some guys, and they ended up robbing me after beating me up. They took my phone and wallet.” Well, he’d had the feeling of being followed, but that didn’t help much when they just decided to attack before he could get to a busier area. 

“...Who are you, anyways?”

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@silverbulletofthefbi

Subaru had been out when he noticed the boy staggering along. "...Are you alright, kid? Do you need to go to the hospital?" 

 He had other questions, but he wasn't going to ask them. It would raise too many questions otherwise...

“Yes, please...” Eisuke had come to a halt, staring in the direction of the other as he struggled to stay upright. He was clearly worse for wear, and probably needed actual medical attention quickly.

[notsoclumsy-archive]

🌀

((Meme:Send “🌀” to find my muse, injured and alone after being beaten up.))

“Ow ow ow…” Eisuke was staggering along, leaning heavily against a wall as he went. He wasn’t about to just stay put in pain, even if moving around was probably making things worse. Besides, he couldn’t just call for help, not when his attackers had taken off with his phone and left him there all alone. He couldn’t stay put when there was a decent chance no one would find him for hours. So limping along for help it was.

[angstmemes]

My muse is possessed by a demon that is pretending to be my muse. Send me ‘☢’ for a starter.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send "🌀" to find my muse, injured and alone after being beaten up

[angstmemes]

some realistic M!As

About time to bring some M!As back into the RP community. Send me one on anon!

1 - their speech is gradually deteriorating; first they start to trip over words, but then they start to stutter and forget what they were even going to say 2 - having no depth perception and thus dizzily falling over 3 - being unable to keep anything they eat in, to the point of dehydration 4 - their ears shut and all they hear is an agonising ongoing beep 5 - spout of bad luck; nothing seems to be going right for your muse 6 - your muse has associated the following three objects to a trauma and experiences flashbacks every time they see them: [sender determines the three objects] 7 - your muse is receiving strange texts and they won’t stop. In fact they’re just getting more and more obnoxious and demanding your muse to do things way out of their comfort zone 8 - every time your muse sleeps they experience the worst nightmares they’ve ever had and it doesn’t seem to ever end 9 - your muse is overwhelmed by emotions. Everything that happens to them has a far bigger effect than it’d usually have and it’s hard to contain themselves. 10 - your muse feels unwell, very unwell, but has no idea what has caused it, until they start to suspect everyone around them from making them ill (for instance by poisoning them). 11 - your muse’s number one skill diminishes 12 - your muse can’t recognise faces any longer and is confusedly trying to figure out who all these people around them are 13 - suddenly over-sensitive to everything! Every noise is too loud and every light too bright! 14 - due to some strange coincidences your muse is starting to think they have a special power that somehow makes them able to influence their surroundings 15 - your muse slowly loses sight until going entirely blind

[assortedrpmemes]

Send “🔃” for our muses to switch roles.

Ex: My ordinarily royal muse becomes a servant, and your ordinarily servant muse becomes a royal.

[notsoclumsy-archive]

Honestly, he deserves better than canon gave him in the end. Like or reblog if you would interact with Eisuke Hondou!

[notsoclumsy-archive]

🐰

((Meme: Send a symbol for my muse to wake up in a laboratory as a...))

🐰 = Rabbit hybrid

The first thing Eisuke noticed on waking up was that the table he was lying on was cold, even through his clothing. The second thing was that his glasses were not on his face, though thankfully some fumbling around allowed him to find them lying just nearby. The key word there being fumbling, since there seemed to be something wrong with his hands, something that made it hard for him to keep a grip on the glasses and made them look weird when he squinted at them. 

Finally managing to get the glasses onto his face, Eisuke took a better look to see what was wrong with his hands, only to let out a short scream at the sight. They were far closer to paws than hands, with soft white fur completely covering them up to his elbows, at which point it tapered out into a fuzzy layer. A look downwards revealed that yes, his feet seemed to be in a similar state, with the same coloured fur covering up to his knees. Realizing that the glasses were tilting downwards, he quickly found that this was because his ears had apparently been replaced with what felt like upright rabbit ears, thus giving him nowhere to sit the ear rests on said glasses. 

“What’s going on?!” He was scared, especially since he had no idea how this had happened.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send a symbol for my muse to wake up in a laboratory as a...

🐟- mermaid/man

😺- cat hybrid

🐶- dog hybrid

🐰- rabbit hybrid

🐍- Naga

🐎- Centaur

🐲- Dragon

🐾- Animal (user’s choice)

👼- Angel

🤖- Cyborg

👻- Ghost

💀- Immortal

😈- Vampire

⭕️- Pokémon (user’s choice)

😃- Human (for non-human muses)

👯- Gijinka (human or non-human muses)

Send ⭐️ and a symbol for your muse to be transformed!

[anotherrpmemeblog]

My muse has just taken a Truth Potion, send “Spill it” plus a question and they will answer.

My muse cannot give half truths, partial truths or bend the truth. They will have to spit out everything then and there!

[absintherph]

send a symbol for a starter where my muse is...

🐲 a dragon 🐍 a naga, lamia, or gorgon 🦁 a sphynx 🦊 a kitsune in disguise 🐦 a harpy 😈 a demon or devil 🌟 your character’s guardian angel 😾 a cat person, neko, or literal cat 🐴 a centaur 🐯 a tigertaur 🦄 a unicorn (bipedal, taur, or otherwise) 👽 an alien 🤖 a robot or cyborg 🐺 a werewolf or other werecreature 👄 a vampire 🦋 a different gender 🍄 shrunk to about an inch tall 🍂 a forest spirit or nature guardian 👩‍🎤 a famous singer or actor 👮 a police officer 🥞 a waiter 🏫 a teacher 🎪 a circus performer 🤠 a cowboy 😷 a doctor, nurse, or surgeon 👑 royalty 💀 a bad guy 😇 a good guy

[notsoclumsy-archive]

Excuse him, he’s just going to stay out of the way and pretend nothing is going on. No need to get tangled up in the greyfaces.

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@miiwato (From here!)

{ :▻❀◅: } “ まあ–! “ What an unlucky fellow. The inspector flinched as the poor boy slipped on a patch of ice and landed flat on his back, lying there defeatedly on the cold concrete. She hurried her way over, offering a hand to help him up. “ You should really be more careful! The roads are awfully slick today– “

“Ow ow ow...” Sitting up, Eisuke took a moment to rub at his head a bit before accepting the offered hand. 

“Thanks! I wasn’t paying attention, that’s all.” At least he didn’t seem too hurt by the experience.

[thingsforrp]

Send me a “🐱” for a starter with my muse as a cat

or “🐱 reverse” for your muse as a cat

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((Ah yes. The other reason I’m ignoring the Karaoke Box Case, besides the fact that it’s the one that kicks Eisuke out of the series never to be seen or heard from again. Why did Gosho need to resort to homophobia to make Eisuke look like a suspect? Why?))