That Red Man

Independent RP/Ask Blog of Subaru Okiya/Shuichi Akai from Detective Conan. Spoilers abound! Wiseandwary follows from this blog.

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((I realize I’m late posting this, considering my sporadic activity, but I am going to be going on hiatus. I just... can’t really focus on writing Shuichi or Mary.))

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“It’s sweet you don’t trust me.” Facetious in his words, Bourbon smiled sappily at Rye before he took a sandwich triangle from the middle of plate.

He brought the sandwich to his lip and stared fiercely at his opponent.

“I take pride in the food I make, Rye.” He bit into the sandwich.

“You’ve proven to be a bit... irritable. It seems prudent, especially in our line of work.” Poison was also a distinct possibility. Especially with the Organization’s ties to pharmaceuticals.

He bit into it after Bourbon, amused at the intense glare that he had gotten.

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zeromakessandwiches‌:

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“I look like I care?” Bourbon raised an eyebrow.

Before Rye could answer, he shoved a plate of his delicious ham sandwiches (with special mayo) at him.

“Here, as a peace offering.”

“...True.”

Rye accepted the plate, but raised a brow at it. He had replaced all of Bourbon’s mayonnaise with toothpaste and Bourbon would’ve figured that out. And if the previous prank reaction was any idea, well... trying to one up him was probable.

“Perhaps we should share the peace offering.”

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Bourbon practically slams his hand on Rye's door. "Hey, Bastard!"

Rye was just about to sit down and catch up on his reading when he heard slamming and yelling. Reluctantly, he got up and opened the door.

“Most people don’t appreciate being called ‘bastard.’”

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"We need you to come pick him up."

“Who is this?” Because if it was certain people or groups... well... They were biting off far more than they could chew if they bought his disguise.

(If it was the school, he could at least use the excuse that the boy was a danger magnet that seemed to attract homicides.)

But that initial wording... no. He doubted it was something innocuous.

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CCEdogawa (pranks if you're okay with it): *steals Akai's Subaru wig and hides it in the piano in the Kudo Manor's music room and puts a note with it- a picture of a bottle of bourbon*

“…” His wig was gone. A bit of a problem, since that was needed to complete his look and not get his head blown off if an Organization member saw him out in the streets. And, if it were someone who actually wanted to kill him, they would have just shot him in the face when he was asleep.

He went searching for it, looking for the faintest hints of where it could have gone. And he found it soon enough, noting the very faint synthetic hair shedding in a room he never visited- the music room. He looked carefully around and then propped open the piano, when everything else failed. And there it sat.A bottle of bourbon as the calling card?…Well, Bourbon was known for holding grudges. Though him coming into the house seemed unlikely. At least, this didn’t seem like his kind of prank in its execution. Something that could be outright dangerous, sure, but taking the wig was too… passive aggressive. He’d figure the details out in time, but for now, he was just going to put it back on.

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but government secret 494?

“It is a joke post.”

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"We have your child."

"I will snap your legs if you do anything to him.” He assumed they were talking about the boy. Even if it wasn’t his child, it was an easy enough jump to make for someone.

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*leaves frogs in the microwave*

(He quietly takes them out before they can be cooked, because he does not condone animal cruelty.)

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Government Secret #494

If you put a frog in the microwave, it doesn’t explode, it multiplies. We’re taught otherwise so they don’t become unstoppable and take over the earth

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❛ I was invited to the royal wedding. ❜

“Is that so?” He didn’t seem to care one way or another.

“Which royals, if I may ask? There are many countries who still have royalty.”

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❛ You’re shit at dying, you know that? ❜

“I’ll take that as a compliment.”

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° ✧ GAME OF THRONES PROMPTS. PART II.

possible triggers, read/reblog with caution.

SEASON FOUR :

❛ You lost, friend? ❜ ❛ Forgive me for staring… ❜ ❛ May I tell you a secret? ❜ ❛ I’m here to welcome you to the capital… ❜ ❛ How did that come to pass? ❜ ❛ You don’t partake? ❜ ❛ I was invited to the royal wedding. ❜ ❛ I thought we were speaking truth. ❜ ❛ The last time I was in the capital was many years ago. ❜ ❛ I’ve heard rumors. ❜ ❛ I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened– ❜ ❛ You must not have been very good at your job. ❜ ❛ Do you intend to execute me or am I free to go? ❜ ❛ You know what? You should come with us.  ❜ ❛ You got money to pay for it? ❜ ❛ You don’t seem to understand the situation. ❜ ❛ I place far too much trust in you. ❜ ❛ You murdered them and displayed their corpses. ❜ ❛ You ready for a hunt? ❜ ❛ Though you’re not the champion yet, are you? ❜ ❛ I’m sure they have a spare costume. ❜ ❛ I would like to keep what remains of my face. ❜ ❛ This one is clearly mad with lust. ❜ ❛ What good is an empty cup? Fill it. ❜ ❛ If you want to live, we have to leave. ❜ ❛ I’m not trying to trick you. ❜ ❛ They’ll be following you, now. ❜ ❛ Are you going to accept their offer? ❜ ❛ I will not have you dying on my behalf! ❜ ❛ You got to do all seven of the fuckers? ❜ ❛ Call that a fight? ❜ ❛ It means something to me. ❜ ❛ They want to draw us out, pick us off a few at a time. ❜ ❛ There's got to be a way to protect them. ❜ ❛ Your hatred for my family is…rather well known. ❜ ❛ You think we conspired together? ❜ ❛ But you want something in return. ❜ ❛ That must be hard for you to admit. ❜ ❛ I will not disappoint you. ❜ ❛ I will not gamble with your life. ❜ ❛ I bring your enemies what they deserve. ❜ ❛ You want to live the rest of your life in chains? ❜ ❛ What do you think they’ll do to us? ❜ ❛ We have no training, no weapons. ❜ ❛ If you want it, you must take it. ❜ ❛ I will answer injustice with justice. ❜

SEASON FIVE :

❛ Trial? I have confessed. ❜ ❛ My point is, we don’t choose whom we love. ❜ ❛ What I’m trying and failing to say… ❜ ❛ I know what you’re trying to say. ❜ ❛ I think a part of me always knew and I’m glad. ❜ ❛ Do you have any last words? ❜ ❛ Perhaps, even you are innocent of that. ❜ ❛ I can not disobey my king’s command. ❜ ❛ I’m not going to kill you. ❜ ❛ You’re going to advise me. ❜ ❛ I’m not going to be banished…  ❜ ❛ We’re all the same to them, meat for their army. ❜ ❛ Why should I spend my time listening to you? ❜ ❛ I will have a very large army and very large dragons. ❜ ❛ What will we find when we strip away your finery? ❜ ❛ Let go of vanity, pride, sin. ❜ ❛ Lies come easily to you, everyone knows that. ❜ ❛ I just need a moment of your time. ❜ ❛ How many centuries before we learn how to build cities like this again? ❜ ❛ This is my home. And you can’t frighten me. ❜ ❛ It takes courage to admit fear, and to admit a mistake. ❜ ❛ I came here to you that I was wrong. ❜ ❛ This isn’t a strange place, this is my home. ❜ ❛ You’re going the wrong way. ❜ ❛ What a waste of a good kidnapping. ❜ ❛ So happens, I was heading there myself. ❜ ❛ The dead don’t need lovers, only the living. ❜ ❛ Don’t you want to chase the rats out of it? ❜ ❛ My place is here. ❜ ❛ I’m giving you a chance to avenge your family. ❜ ❛ I wish I could fight beside you. ❜ ❛ I can imagine no higher praise. ❜ ❛ I won’t try and dissuade you. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry I’m always snapping at you. ❜ ❛ If you didn’t snap at me I wouldn’t learn anything. ❜ ❛ I’m going to show you how to ride properly. ❜ ❛ I can teach you how to fight. ❜ ❛ I suppose that’s more important. ❜ ❛ You loved your family, avenge them. ❜ ❛ There’s no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. ❜ ❛ I don’t feel guilty. That’s what’s odd. ❜ ❛ They don’t fear you, they don’t follow you.  ❜ ❛ And how long will that be? ❜ ❛ There are only two like it in the world. ❜ ❛ You never told me why you set me free. ❜ ❛ You’re not family, you owe me nothing. ❜

SEASON SIX :

❛ Everything they’ve taken from us, we’re going to take back. ❜ ❛ It’s a good thing you’re not a boy/girl anymore. ❜ ❛ That’s what I do. I drink and I know things. ❜ ❛ I’m here to help. Don’t eat the help. ❜ ❛ I’ve heard conflicting reports. ❜ ❛ What kind of god would have a pecker that small? ❜ ❛ My reign has just begun. ❜ ❛ We make peace with our enemies, not our friends. ❜ ❛ If you did know, you’re my enemy. ❜ ❛ If you didn’t know, you’re an idiot. ❜ ❛ Fuck justice then. We’ll get revenge. ❜ ❛ Violence is a disease. ❜ ❛ You’re shit at dying, you know that? ❜ ❛ Trust me – if my soup didn’t kill you, nothing will. ❜ ❛ We may as well be taking shits back here. ❜ ❛ If you ever come back this way, I will execute you myself. ❜ ❛ You don’t have to be here. ❜ ❛ Perhaps we should take shelter. ❜ ❛ Have you ever met the blackfish? ❜ ❛ Why did we have to come here? ❜ ❛ That is hardly your concern. ❜ ❛ The gods have a plan for us all. ❜ ❛ Have they hurt you? Have they mistreated you? ❜ ❛ Is there no other way? ❜ ❛ Come with me…now. The dead don’t rest. ❜ ❛ I’m tired of fighting. It’s all I’ve done since I left home. ❜ ❛ Where will you go? ❜ ❛ After they stabbed you, where did you go? ❜ ❛ What do you remember? ❜ ❛ They obviously had help. ❜ ❛ Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face. ❜ ❛ If I lost my cock I would drink all the time. ❜ ❛ Apologies for what you are about to see. ❜ ❛ And we’re going to fight it in there? ❜ ❛ Sinners don’t make demands, they make confessions. ❜ ❛ I offer my services once again. ❜ ❛ Help me get him/her inside. ❜ ❛ I have never been much of a fighter. ❜ ❛ The three eyed raven says there’s a war coming. ❜ ❛ We have to cross here. ❜ ❛ I can’t speak for the flames, but he’s/she’s gone. ❜ ❛ If we don’t take back the north, we’ll never be safe. ❜ ❛ I want you to help me, but I’ll do it myself if I have to. ❜ ❛ Don’t you wish we could go back to the day we left?  ❜ ❛ I want to scream at myself, “don’t go you idiot.” ❜ ❛ That’s what you said. ❜

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zeromakessandwiches‌:

“I think you’re a bit too defensive, there, Okiya-san.”

“I am a bit annoyed that KID did that bit of identity theft, Amuro-san.”

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“The implication was there, Amuro-san...”

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where can i sign up for this spin-off

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So your cowardice is ruining someone else's life but you're okay with that, as long as you don't have to confront him?

“I know who this is.

“To answer it, I’m not okay with it, despite appearances to the contrary. 

“But acting like a brooding, mopey sot over something like that when you’re responsible is not a good thing. Even if someone genuinely regrets their actions, moping makes it about them...”