Vase

Gimmick blog by @cloudofthecats

[notsohomophobicvase]

Val Time

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OOC stuff

they used to be the homophobic vase

but I spiraled(hehe spiraled) and made vase good

and gave it a partner(@head-of-artifact-storage)

Pronouns: he/they/vase/it

(vase pronouns from this post, and how to use them is here:)

Tag System(tags may not be in older posts):

(From when it was still the homophobic vase)Approved: #Vase Approves

(From when it was still the homophobic vase)Disapproved: #Vase Disapproves

(From when it was still the homophobic vase)Neither: #Vase Nuance

OOC posts: #Hands Talk

When talking about/with Hari: #I Can Fit Two People Under My Skin

they talk

like this

now

no nsfw stuff

or romance since vase has a partner

okay bye

(this account is run by @a-crow-dont-know-the-smell-of-co)

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hang on testing if I can send stuff off anon

I don’t see anything so I’m gonna turn on media

[notsohomophobicvase]

ok it was on but I turned it off and on again

[kingofwierd07]

No I was just testing if it would let me send an ask at all

Tumblrs eating my anon asks for some reason

[notsohomophobicvase]

oh

yeah it sent dw

[notsohomophobicvase]

I see we're testing your inbox

OOOO A DOG

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hang on testing if I can send stuff off anon

I don’t see anything so I’m gonna turn on media

[notsohomophobicvase]

ok it was on but I turned it off and on again

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hang on testing if I can send stuff off anon

I don’t see anything so I’m gonna turn on media

[notsohomophobicvase]

Quick name a song that fits your oc

-🎵anon

ES by Crying

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Oh lover of mine.

Where have you gone?

-@notsohomophobicvase

I’m here hun <3 sorry I’ve been a bit quiet :( we had a lot of paperwork dropped off and I had to get it all finished:(

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hooray

[head-of-artifact-storage]

I’m back now though!! :D <333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Yay!!

So, how’s life?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

As well as it can be :) we Thankfully havnt gotten any new artifacts so I’ve been able to focus on making sure no one down here picks a fight with each other lol! How have you been Hun?

[notsohomophobicvase]

I’ve been alright, love.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

That’s good to hear :)) I’ve missed you :((

[notsohomophobicvase]

I’ve missed you too, honey.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Oh lover of mine.

Where have you gone?

-@notsohomophobicvase

I’m here hun <3 sorry I’ve been a bit quiet :( we had a lot of paperwork dropped off and I had to get it all finished:(

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hooray

[head-of-artifact-storage]

I’m back now though!! :D <333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Yay!!

So, how’s life?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

As well as it can be :) we Thankfully havnt gotten any new artifacts so I’ve been able to focus on making sure no one down here picks a fight with each other lol! How have you been Hun?

[notsohomophobicvase]

I’ve been alright, love.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Oh lover of mine.

Where have you gone?

-@notsohomophobicvase

I’m here hun <3 sorry I’ve been a bit quiet :( we had a lot of paperwork dropped off and I had to get it all finished:(

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hooray

[head-of-artifact-storage]

I’m back now though!! :D <333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Yay!!

So, how’s life?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Oh lover of mine.

Where have you gone?

-@notsohomophobicvase

I’m here hun <3 sorry I’ve been a bit quiet :( we had a lot of paperwork dropped off and I had to get it all finished:(

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hooray

[gayghosthunting]

I’m not homophobic anymore!

And I have a personality now.

Hi, I’m Val, and I use he/they/vase pronouns.

I also have a partner @head-of-artifact-storage

It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

🏺Vase then coughed, and turned into a human.🏺

I also swallowed a weird pair of glasses and can turn into this form.

-@notsohomophobicvase

Oh, that’s- Ignore all of my previous questions.

You- you gained the personality?

Well, I’m happy you’re happy I suppose Val… Do you still, y’know, off people?

God, this world is so weird. If it was more this and less eldritch horror Ao3 would be extinct. I mean- I have so many questions, but you don’t want to hear any of them. Trust me.

I can’t wait to explain this to Georgie, she’ll love it.

[notsohomophobicvase]

Not people anymore.

Objects

[gayghosthunting]

So food…? Not like a frying pan or something?

[notsohomophobicvase]

Frying pans aren’t off the table.

Tables aren’t even off the table

[gayghosthunting]

Well, I imagine the metaphorical one is probably safe. Wait, wait about… Like a goat, or a sheep? Are you- well not vegetarian, but… er- objectivore?

[notsohomophobicvase]

I only eat objects

[gayghosthunting]

I’m not homophobic anymore!

And I have a personality now.

Hi, I’m Val, and I use he/they/vase pronouns.

I also have a partner @head-of-artifact-storage

It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

🏺Vase then coughed, and turned into a human.🏺

I also swallowed a weird pair of glasses and can turn into this form.

-@notsohomophobicvase

Oh, that’s- Ignore all of my previous questions.

You- you gained the personality?

Well, I’m happy you’re happy I suppose Val… Do you still, y’know, off people?

God, this world is so weird. If it was more this and less eldritch horror Ao3 would be extinct. I mean- I have so many questions, but you don’t want to hear any of them. Trust me.

I can’t wait to explain this to Georgie, she’ll love it.

[notsohomophobicvase]

Not people anymore.

Objects

[gayghosthunting]

So food…? Not like a frying pan or something?

[notsohomophobicvase]

Frying pans aren’t off the table.

Tables aren’t even off the table

[gayghosthunting]

I’m not homophobic anymore!

And I have a personality now.

Hi, I’m Val, and I use he/they/vase pronouns.

I also have a partner @head-of-artifact-storage

It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

🏺Vase then coughed, and turned into a human.🏺

I also swallowed a weird pair of glasses and can turn into this form.

-@notsohomophobicvase

Oh, that’s- Ignore all of my previous questions.

You- you gained the personality?

Well, I’m happy you’re happy I suppose Val… Do you still, y’know, off people?

God, this world is so weird. If it was more this and less eldritch horror Ao3 would be extinct. I mean- I have so many questions, but you don’t want to hear any of them. Trust me.

I can’t wait to explain this to Georgie, she’ll love it.

[notsohomophobicvase]

Not people anymore.

Objects

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Hey there

You probably don’t want to know about this, since you’re so high that you could touch the clouds, but I am a variant of the man from that statement that the head archivist told you about.

And I am out, but it was through the vase getting shattered.

But it was a different version of the vase than Val!

I know that now.

Anyways, hope you’re not having a bad high, and see ya!

-@aussiewhogotvased

iillovoeeee my parrtnerrerrrrr ;+; immm uhhhh.... glad you're ok????? it better not ve my Val, they're too smoochable

[notsohomophobicvase]

./////.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

hiiiiii honneyeyyyyy<33333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hello, darling.

Why do you sound like that?

And, forgive me for asking, but what is that bag on the table?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i.. may, or may not,, have gottensome eddibles from a guy, and they are

more powerful then i realised..

im okkkk totally not seeing spirals and fractals in the walls

[notsohomophobicvase]

What are edibles?

And don’t let your eyes wander to the walls, if that’s happening.

Focus on me

🏺It does NOT know what weed is. Vase only knows weeds in the matter of plants.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i mean they're like.. sooo pretutuy- not as pretty as you thoughhh :]] I always focus on you my hun <33 oh uhh,... eddibles are uh, they're...

like psychedelics? im not the best at explaining right now ;{

[notsohomophobicvase]

🏺They were about to say something, but then it also felt the high.🏺

🏺Not knowing what to do, he fell silent, and vase draped itself over Hari, making them look at his face.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

eehhehehe wowwee :}}} you are very ver y pretty :]]] did you know that? you have such pretty patterns.. and colors... and just everythinggg

[notsohomophobicvase]

:]

[head-of-artifact-storage]

:]]] ehhehehehehe

[notsohomophobicvase]

I love you

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Hey there

You probably don’t want to know about this, since you’re so high that you could touch the clouds, but I am a variant of the man from that statement that the head archivist told you about.

And I am out, but it was through the vase getting shattered.

But it was a different version of the vase than Val!

I know that now.

Anyways, hope you’re not having a bad high, and see ya!

-@aussiewhogotvased

iillovoeeee my parrtnerrerrrrr ;+; immm uhhhh.... glad you're ok????? it better not ve my Val, they're too smoochable

[notsohomophobicvase]

./////.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

hiiiiii honneyeyyyyy<33333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hello, darling.

Why do you sound like that?

And, forgive me for asking, but what is that bag on the table?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i.. may, or may not,, have gottensome eddibles from a guy, and they are

more powerful then i realised..

im okkkk totally not seeing spirals and fractals in the walls

[notsohomophobicvase]

What are edibles?

And don’t let your eyes wander to the walls, if that’s happening.

Focus on me

🏺It does NOT know what weed is. Vase only knows weeds in the matter of plants.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i mean they're like.. sooo pretutuy- not as pretty as you thoughhh :]] I always focus on you my hun <33 oh uhh,... eddibles are uh, they're...

like psychedelics? im not the best at explaining right now ;{

[notsohomophobicvase]

🏺They were about to say something, but then it also felt the high.🏺

🏺Not knowing what to do, he fell silent, and vase draped itself over Hari, making them look at his face.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

eehhehehe wowwee :}}} you are very ver y pretty :]]] did you know that? you have such pretty patterns.. and colors... and just everythinggg

[notsohomophobicvase]

:]

[notsohomophobicvase]

Drugs. Your human is on drugs

I l o v e them so much

🏺HE’S HIGH. CODE RED.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

Hey there

You probably don’t want to know about this, since you’re so high that you could touch the clouds, but I am a variant of the man from that statement that the head archivist told you about.

And I am out, but it was through the vase getting shattered.

But it was a different version of the vase than Val!

I know that now.

Anyways, hope you’re not having a bad high, and see ya!

-@aussiewhogotvased

iillovoeeee my parrtnerrerrrrr ;+; immm uhhhh.... glad you're ok????? it better not ve my Val, they're too smoochable

[notsohomophobicvase]

./////.

[head-of-artifact-storage]

hiiiiii honneyeyyyyy<33333

[notsohomophobicvase]

Hello, darling.

Why do you sound like that?

And, forgive me for asking, but what is that bag on the table?

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i.. may, or may not,, have gottensome eddibles from a guy, and they are

more powerful then i realised..

im okkkk totally not seeing spirals and fractals in the walls

[notsohomophobicvase]

What are edibles?

And don’t let your eyes wander to the walls, if that’s happening.

Focus on me

🏺It does NOT know what weed is. Vase only knows weeds in the matter of plants.🏺

[head-of-artifact-storage]

i mean they're like.. sooo pretutuy- not as pretty as you thoughhh :]] I always focus on you my hun <33 oh uhh,... eddibles are uh, they're...

like psychedelics? im not the best at explaining right now ;{

[notsohomophobicvase]

🏺They were about to say something, but then it also felt the high.🏺

🏺Not knowing what to do, he fell silent, and vase draped itself over Hari, making them look at his face.🏺