crisis in progress... please hold

Julian | she/they | certified dumbass, alarmingly queer, your aroace dream | my only personality trait is, like, swords ⚔️ | všade dobre na slovensku najhoršie či jak

[notthelemurking]

if fucking Hungary of all countries is the one to allow same-sex marriage in the coming years, im storming the fuckimg parliament, just so you know. this is embarrassing. after years of making fun of them, i get kicked in the face with this?

[notthelemurking]

newest CM stills featuring Connor Storrie somehow make him look like both the victim and the unsub which means the creators have something fucked up up their sleeves again, doesnt it

[notthelemurking]

r.i.p. ujo langoš you were loved

[bunfart90]

[bunfart90]

[arodabi]

My toxic trait: I’m convinced i could totally pull bitches if i wasn’t aroace lmao

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[notthelemurking]

kurva ludia ale jake trapne to bude ked fakt neprejdem 50% predmetov ja viem ze si tu picu robim ale ono je to real lol

[notthelemurking]

my period is out to get me call the authorities

[notthelemurking]

ucitel geografie hates to see me coming - tolko kokotin na jednom papieri este neprecital

[notthelemurking]

on todays episode of : is my low mood the result of a shitty month or is it because of my period??

[notthelemurking]

i am... uh. i am. i think thats all i have the capacity for for now.

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[ladyshinga]

Monogamous people with dozens of exes and the most horrifying relationship history you've ever heard of in your entire life: "Well I just can't support polyamory, because those relationships never work out"

[notthelemurking]

no sleep only... signs of insomnia??

[victoriathevictorian]

A prisudzovací sklad sa ako ináč nazýva? Holá veta. So let’s get naked together😝✌️

[thickness-protection-program]

If you ask me I don't want "good Christians" in government to counter the "bad Christians" I just want a separation of church and state like they promised us in third grade