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max • 30 mooncacti on ao3 probably should be writing

[nottherealmax]

i still fall for you like suns do for skies chapter 3/30

Pairing: Kate/Yelena Chapter word count: 9.7k co-written with my amazing friend @starlightswiftie

“It will be nice to not have to listen to Kate freak out every time you simply look at her,” Wanda acquiesced eventually. Yelena scoffed. “Kate Bishop does not do that.” “Yes, she does. The ride to the airport was excruciating. You'd think she accidentally groped you instead of cuddling.” “What a—” “Did I hear that someone has been groped?” Pietro poked his head out of the door, looking between Yelena and Wanda as if he was getting ready to kill the offender. “You heard wrong.” Yelena's eyes once again caught Wanda's, widening slightly and really hoping Wanda didn't need mind-reading to understand what she was asking. “Yes, Pietro. No one has been groped. We were just talking about the fact that Yelena has accidentally taken a few clothes that don't belong to her.” “Oh.” Pietro blinked, studying Yelena for a second before his eyes widened. “Are you actually wearing Kate’s hoodie? Oh, this is awesome.” He laughed. Loud enough to draw Natasha's attention, because soon enough she found them too. “Nat, you're not going to believe this—” Oh yeah, Yelena would never live this down.

or

5 times Kate and Yelena get divorced + the 1 time they don't

[stormsbourne]

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

[kosmogrl]

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

[katestewartt]

[closet-keys]

is anyone else feeling fucking crazy?

sorry—is anyone else feeling “significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other areas of functioning”

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Letterboxd reviews

[mahawavy]

[sunderwight]

Thinking about how Luke basically saves the galaxy with heartfelt diplomacy, and Leia gets to strangle a Tatooine crime lord to death with a giant chain, and given their respective backgrounds probably no one would have correctly guessed which of them would go on to do which deed.

[bluewlf]

the most alive i've ever been

kiss me and i might drop dead

happy pride and something something bishova rooftop kiss!

the concept of kate kissing yelena right before her dramatic fall back and both of them feeling so thrilled is sooo 🛐🛐🛐 and you know rooftop kisses became their thing 👀

this was inspired by olivia rodrigo's song drop dead. highly recommend hallucinating bishova scenes to it

"kiss me and i might drop dead" -> "kiss me and i might do i really cool drop off the building to show off??"

[kedreeva]

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

[kedreeva]

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

[depsidase]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[crabussy]

media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long