Life Is Giving Me Lemons

Ashley. 31. Still here somehow <3

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if that person who I havent talked to in years ever wonders the same thing about me.

[jadeamelia]

Look at these lockers. They all look alike, right? Not this one. This one is special.

[milsostruggles]

Well-intentioned questions:

“When will he get leave next?”

“Where will he be stationed next?”

“Will he be able to come back for my wedding/Christmas/birthdays/holidays/anniversary?”

“When will you get to see each other again?”

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[cosmic-aria]

[notthrivingbutsurviving]

@armyshepard

[ex-plore]

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together

[dumdolly]

I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish I was “college student who doesn’t have a job, but can afford to go to Europe for Spring break” rich

[just-shower-thoughts]

When I was as a teen and older people hated music like punk or hip hop, I knew I’d be able to connect with he youth when I was older. Now the kids enjoy shit that’s not loud or obnoxious but somehow i fucking hate it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d rather have some physical ailment than have depression and anxiety. That way people could actually SEE what’s wrong and stop acting like I’m making it all up.

[neverthewiser]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

the best apology is changed behavior

[bob-belcher]

[lilborderlinecupcake-blog]

how do you explain to someone that you don’t want to die but existing is just a little too hard for you right now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being alone on Valentine’s Day is definitely better than feeling alone with someone you love on Valentine’s Day.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There was a time when people didn’t wipe after using the bathroom and a time when teeth weren’t brushed. But that never stopped people from getting married and falling in love.

[wholewideuniverseworld]

How you act like when your SO comes home