(NOT) TOM CRUISE

(NOT) TOM CRUISE is my alter-ego. I am really Evan Ferrante... but the longer I do this, it becomes increasingly difficult to come back to my former self. For Bookings, please email [email protected]...

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Evan Ferrante is Not Tom Cruise CHANNEL TRAILER

I've been at this a while. Let's see, I first discovered I had this uncanny ability to act and sound like the biggest movie star on this planet back in colle...

THIS IS EVERYTHING, both Literally and Figuratively Speaking 

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Tom Cruise?

Look Mom...I’m on TMZ!!!

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Tom Hiddleson’s impersonation of Owen Wilson as Loki

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Gary Oldman’s Robert De Niro impression is better than yours: http://is.gd/On3Mm0 As is his ‘Tommy Cooper as Batman’, to be fair: http://is.gd/LWKuln

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Tom (as Loki) impersonating how other actors would play him.

I can’t explain, just watch the video

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Alan Rickman-off with Benedict Cumberbatch and Jimmy Fallon (by latenight)

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#TBT: Bill Hader Does Oscar-Worthy Impressions And Hilariously Destroys Heckler

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So much fun hosting Mission:Battleship in San Fran a few years back with the amazing Reggie Watts, for my terrific friends at the Stag Dining Group.

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IN A WORLD...Been hired as Tom Cruise’s voice match for trailers for the past couple of years, for such films as OBLIVION, EDGE OF TOMORROW, etc...Praying the work keeps coming.

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I do my own stunts. Shooting an ASUS commercial with the brilliant director and friend Daniel James Gomes. Here are some behind the scenes from the adrenaline pumping shoot

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That fateful day I shot the 100th episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, what was meant to be my big break. My scene unfortunately got cut. Painful. Maybe one day I’ll be able to share the incredible clip, directed by Charlie O’Day. Had so much fun shooting this. 

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Thanks to my old bud, Brian Drolet, for casting me in his very funny film, Dumbbells, available to stream on VOD. Check me out in the teaser at 1:58. 

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I miss your musings, Evan. Please come back soon x

I’m coming back...in a big way

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hire Evan Ferante

Dear Sir,

We are preparing an interesting teambuilding themed Mission impossible.

Would you be interested for short appearance or Skype call as Tom Cruise?

  The teambuilding is in two weeks (19th of May), so I would need your answer as son as possible.

Location: Slovenia, Europe (cca 300km from Vienna Austria). If traveling is a problem, we would also be interested in Skype call.

  Thank you for your answer,

  Sincerely,

  Luka Jan,

Project manager I just now received your message. I’m sorry I missed it. For future inquiries, please email my manager at [email protected] 

Thanks, NOT TOM CRUISE

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Quite an honor to meet Kenny Loggins, the writer of Highway to the Danger Zone. He also wrote arguably my favorite song of all time, Danny’s Song. This pic was taken at DiamondJo Casino in Dubuque Iowa. 

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This job for Australia’s own FAMOUS magazine literally saved me from financial ruin. I got to write, direct, produce, and star in a trilogy of commercial/web spots for this brand. Watch the first one here. It’s a DAY IN THE LIFE OF TOM CRUISE. 

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I had to keep my head in a vice, Casino style, to shoot Dane Boe’s Annoying Orange episode. I got to play the Broccoli, a fearless alien leader. Later, I had the honor of playing an Orange.