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If you like satires we are now married I (sometimes) enjoy videogames and comic books

[soldatik]

Ah! Beautiful lady!

[sinewthirtythree]

my working theory is most comic book writers don't wanna fw the mad hatter because that would mean they'd actually have to read alice in wonderland and you know picking up a book is too much research for these people. They got women they gotta write badly, no time for that

[lavender-rosa]

Big fan of "Batman: The Caped Crusader" turning Batman's rogues into cunty middle aged women.

[lovesick-on-jervis-tetch]

GENDERBEND JERVIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[rabirayrana]

Everything about Franco becomes sadder and crueler with the knowledge that in the 30s Louisiana had “ugly laws” which forced people with visible disabilities to only go out at night under threat of communal harassment and police violence. Can you even imagine growing up like that, with your very existence criminalized? Completely cut off from any semblance of normality with no one but an uxoricidal gangster to lean on? No wonder he’s so deranged.

[rabirayrana]

@millie-milkshake oh right so for the first decade of his life when he was too young for that he would’ve just. Lmao. Had nowhere to go. Nowhere with other children at least. Getting carted around by a night nurse with a flashlight in her handbag to be pushed on the swings of an empty darkened park. Giggling quietly in the back of a movie theatre because every look he’s ever gotten was laden with disgust. Cuddling up on the pediatrician because he’s never been touched so gently before. Also: this provides a direct incentive for him to grow up as fast as possible! He killed his first man at ten/twelve: how old was he the first time he went to a brothel? Did he go with other mobsters? The kind of men who think male children having sexual contact with grown women is something to be proud of? When did he have his first drink? Does he even remember?

[dusky-nembrotha0x0]

[artoatsblog]

He's like a sanrio or animal crossing character to me.

[novathespacecritter]

I’ve noticed that every female prime asset is missing an arm/hand

(The exception with maybe Arora? I mean I know she still has a second arm, it’s just attached on Otto’s shoulder but still?)

[quanten-dynamik]

I would like to add onto that that every prime asset is missing their right arm to be exact!! Arora has two left arms, for some reason.

Which is weird, i dont know why they did that.

[babybluebonnetbullets]

you know confirming gooseberry is a woman liker with the sex toy playboy bunny goon cave was not. was not on my bingo card but i fuck with it heavy and immeasurably so at that. she is a god damn horndog probably more than anyone else she just has so much deep repression issues due to her upbringing. LET HER PUSSY OUT

[apuffin]

Sometimes I think about Mad Hatter’s little lab rats and hope they’re doing well they’re so cute

[babybluebonnetbullets]

tell me if this is a strange note to point out but i often think about gooseberry's physical changes post futterman death and how that impacted her, and what could be inferred from it. people point out the obvious in regards to badling and the facial deformities post asylum but one thing i want to note is her weight gain and what that implies. we see in her pre murkoff era she is drastically different, one being her being slimmer

futterman has a lot and i mean a lot of dialogue just shaming phyllis for it, and i mean a ton. i took the two most prominent examples of this

i think with minding that the futterman puppet not only is a factive of her father, but the verison of her father who saw the current verison of her today. obviously these beliefs come from something, and i think the dialogue implies growing up futterman was very incredibly controlling about Phyllis appearance, especially her weight. her weight gain triggered after his death and post murkoff i believe was a combination of general stress and anxiety but also this sense of freedom. So often we hear gooseberry talking about having fun and not listening to what "the mean grown ups" have to say and i think this embodies her mentally around her father's death giving her unrestricted freedom which also included nobody dictating her weight and food intake. it's just so horrible to sit and shuffle through everything and seeing and recognizing how cruel futterman was to his only daughter after her mother's death

[unicornwiz6rd]

how many goose could a berry goose berry if a gooseberry could berry goose?

[fashion-ysta]

Theory that there's actually a pregnancy baby inside of Francos head explaining why it's so big and one day it bursts out and it's a reincarnated version of Franco but happier

[sonem3w]

i hate him

[ikasdeadasf]

drew that one voiceline

[quanten-dynamik]

Lazy so here some prime assets from memory :)

[creature-lala]

My fav scene in batman forever is when he says his famous catchphrase “it’s crime time” and floats up with his umbrella.