reblogging things that humor me

||Gail || she/her ||

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cloviepops]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Yo this is such good info to have

[sorceress-foxgirl-ariel]

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

[notwine-nobirthmother]

I’m so dumb I thought Dennis Takes A Mental Health Day aired last night so I was furiously searching for posts about it and got mad when I couldn’t find any only to look it up and figure out it doesn’t drop for another couple of days I’m going to loose my mind

[notwine-nobirthmother]

My favorite part of the Brinkley textbook is when they go “it’s Brinkley time!” And Brinkley all over the page

[notwine-nobirthmother]

goncharov 1973 was MY heartstopper

[petri-cheers]

Happy Anniversary to the best day of Internet!!

[notwine-nobirthmother]

[notwine-nobirthmother]

i found out the queen passed away today because the girl who sits next to me in physics saw the god damned destiel post and told everyone

maddie if you're out there shoutout to you for stunning our entire class

[enderspawn]

EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW

[notwine-nobirthmother]

Joyce and Karen after Will and Mike sacrifice themselves in s5

[notwine-nobirthmother]

shoutout to tumblr and having a collective mental breakdown over a gay ship on the 5th of a month

gotta be one of my favorite genders

[infinityuserboxes]

[simonghostrileys]

Incredibly fucking slow at it 🤧

[slagginbitch]

i fixed it

[robin-the-robo]

[cariinae]

being asexual is so productive because while allo people spend their time having sex, I spend my time doing nothing

[tender-emotional-music-deactiva]

i am somehow both at the same time

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[eternallovers65]

Got love this site

[hoths-deactivated20220421]

is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool

yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it 

but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!

apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!

The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!

another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system! 

[wearepaladin]

We are makings of a great forging and in the space between the celestial bodies, the scent of bright embers persists even in the dark.

[wizardcore420]

dear diary . i no longer want to go to space because today i was informed that it smells like the interstate