Welcome.

To my little corner of the internet!

[notyetstable]

My carpet, the fiend

Has stolen all my coins

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His name is Max!

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Is it so hard to understand my thoughts? I want to watch the duck song, but the “hey” is replaced by the LEGO city “HEY!” That’s all I want.

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I grow my nails out (mostly because I don’t feel like cutting them). The only time I cut them is when I accidentally scratch myself or somebody else. However, I have recently discovered that when my parents buy clementines, my forgetful self has been gifted with tiny little knives with which to tear open oranges to devour their insides. So my days been pretty cool.

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Just went to West Virginia. When we got home my dad started playing Country Words. I know all the words, yet have never listened to the whole song before. The song of the home-going roads was engraved into my brain before I had the chance to save myself. I’m still singing.

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Just saw this ad for Guinness.

This face is gonna haunt my nightmares.

[notyetstable]

first day of precalc and i already want to die i mean whats up with terminal and initial side why cant the ray stay in one spot good lord or what about co-terminal and reference angles or the other stuff i just want to ignore it and give up but i haVE A QUIZ ON IT TOMORROW

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Things That Would Change If Humans Were Elbow-less:

- Eating becomes playing corn-hole with your mouth (unless you have someone feed you, or just forget arms altogether and eat straight off the plate)

- Dancing (minus tap) becomes a wild whirlwind of flying limbs

- Sitting (try falling back into your seat without using your arms to support your weight. It hurts.)

- Weight-lifting (try getting that thing over your head now)

- Browsing on your phone/reading (gonna need a binocular to read that)

- Showering (how are you going to lather your hair? Shave your armpits?)

- Hugs (need I explain? Physical contact is hard enough without ideally placed arm-joints)

[notyetstable]

What a lovely day. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the cicadas are releasing their inner demons for everybody to hear.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What’s something stupid that you’re afraid of

i am utterly terrified of plesiosaurs

[notyetstable]

You mean these water giraffes?

I personally am fond of them and their crocodile counterpart, 

the mosasaurus.

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I’m just realizing that every time somebody of importance dies, all the people running websites containing information on that person (such as Wikipedia) have to change their words from present to past tense, and that seems like a very sad thing to have to do.

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[notyetstable]

me: *makes a wrong turn* haha whoops, lemme just turn around real quick :)

GPS: bitch now I gotta recalculate your ENTIRE route home

[ripe]

prismsouls on ig

[notyetstable]

Why can’t I be this pretty on the inside.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl