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“Why would you even have to lie to Thor? I know he can be a bit…overwhelming, sometimes, but…wait, no yeah, I do it too.”

notyoungest

“Have you witnessed his matchmaking, Anya? There are plenty of reasons for lying to my father, as you just admitted to.”

#secretagentclintbarton #v; team #v; future #anya

notkatiekate

>Sorry, Not Sorry. [Closed]

The train doors slid shut and blocked off their view of the people from their district, Kate’s visits from family and friends before she and Loridi departed running through her head. Glancing over at him, her excitement bubbled up through any nervousness about his reaction or worry about his fate.

”This is it. Loridi, this is what we’ve been working for our whole lives, before you yell at me, just—think about that.”

notyoungest

The look in his mother’s eyes as she had offered him one last good bye and the shiver that had ran down his spine at his father’s choked assurance that he was so proud of him was still fresh in his memory. At Kate’s exuberant tone the emotions he’d been reigning in came out all together as anger.

“Just think about what, Kate? That I gave up my chance at freedom for you? You’re not ready for this! You’re too young, and now you’ve dragged me down with you.”

#v: panem et circenses #notkatiekate #and by rage i mean thinly veiled contempt tbh

kissofmistletoe

‘’Thor may be tedious at times, but he has his strengths. Like us all, in fact. I, in fact, believe that the only way I stay sane is to be insane. Nay, the best is to sty optimistic. Thor has much a burden on his shoulders as any of us do.’’

notyoungest

“Stay optimistic? Truly? Surely you have something better than that. A trick of some sort? All of Thor’s strengths will mean nothing to me if I’’ve gone mad, Uncle.”

#kissofmistletoe #v; team

kissofmistletoe

‘’You aspire to be boring? Asgard would put it like such, at least. Still, the sentiment is appreciated. Aye, what is it you wish to know?’’

notyoungest

“I wish to be reasonable, just as you are. My question is how did you ever retain your sanity whilst surrounded by these... these bilgesnipes we call family. I fear Father may drive me insane.”

#kissofmistletoe #v; team #uncle nephew bonding time aww

kissofmistletoe

‘’Favourite uncle? You flatter me. Nay, work is… stressful. Forgive the bite to my words. I could do with the distraction.’’

notyoungest

“It’s the truth! Who else would I aspire to be like but you? There’s nothing to forgive, Uncle. Would a question serve as an adequate distraction?”

#kissofmistletoe #v; team #[loridi's like the biggest baldr fanboy to ever live tbh]

kissofmistletoe

‘’What are you doing here?’’

notyoungest

“I wished to see my favorite uncle; I hope this isn’t a bad time?”

#kissofmistletoe #v; team #[hope this is okay!]

brushzillas

“That actually sounds like a good tactic. You didn’t go to the Thor-school of slaughtering people, that’s for sure.”

notyoungest

“Oh, definitely not. You go to a whole different one when you’re the youngest, and there’s a lot more focus on acting and lying than brute strength, you know, useful things.”

#secretagentclintbarton #v; team #v; future #anya #he's so tickled that she appreciates it lmao

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Loridi & Hel OTP moodboard [1/?]

#daddyslittleabomination #mb #[i need to make a tag for her/them???]

brushzillas

“Rule number one: there is no point in being modest if you are better than everyone else. Don’t tell me you are downplaying your minigolf skills in front of your brothers.”

notyoungest

“The point in being modest is that people underestimate you and then you slaughter them when they least expect it. I always downplay my minigolf skills in front of my brother because it just makes them angrier when I do well?”

#secretagentclintbarton #v; team #v; future #anya #don't question my methods anya they are foolproof

fading to dust ~modithorson

It’s so strange, seeing his eldest brother like this. He looks smaller, somehow, this Modi, the rage gone and his strength spent, and for what constitutes even less than half a second he is almost proud. For the first time in his life he isn’t the weakling, the tag-along, the little boy, and before he can even acknowledge that awful feeling in its entirety, he is consumed by a humbling revelation that it is his turn to be a comfort. He has no clue how to do this, no idea what how to be a big brother.

“Remember when we were younger and you used to call us all ‘the troop’?” Loridi begins awkwardly, his hand reaching tentatively for the other god’s.

Modi’s jaw is clenched, his whole posture rigid, and it looks almost as if he’s attempting to hold off death just through sheer willpower. Loridi almost laughs, even in dying his brother is as stubborn as ever. His gaze is concentrated on some point in the distance, and he nods slightly, as if trying to conserve his energy.

Well, if his big brother’s going to pretend he isn’t about to meet a Valkyrie, the godling figures it’s really the least he can do to humor him. “I always thought that name was a rotten combination of idiotic and ridiculous.” The eldest Thorson grunts, but his lips barely lift so Loridi takes it as the closest he can come to laughing. “Of course, with you as the one to come up with it I shouldn’t be surprised.”

There’s no answering anything to that, and the youngest son of Sif feels his throat constrict. He refuses to look down at what he knows will be the glassy gaze of the Rage of Thor. Loridi stands slowly, eyes still averted, and walks away with the calls of the other warriors glancing off his back. He’s going home, away from the smell of blood and the knowledge that the children of Thor have just decreased by one.

#modithorson #fading to dust #meme #this one was so hard what the hell???#Anonymous

notkatiekate replied to your photoset “happy munday from me and the world’s most annoying dog!!!”

yes please give the dog to kristen so i can come to your house without being attacked

[i’m sorry that he loves you???]

#ooc #notkatiekate

verily-thor replied to your photoset “happy munday from me and the world’s most annoying dog!!!”

((I will take that dog.))

[you are sorely underestimating how much this dog licks people, kristen]

#verilythor #[also he speaks spanish instead of english]#ooc