In a word? Trouble.

“You act like there is no free food at all anymore.”

“There is no more free pie. Because you ate it. In front of my face. And then told me to eat brussel sprouts. How do you live with yourself?”

“And yet here you are, hanging out at my apartment.”

#secretagentclintbarton #v: mcu #IT'S NOT LIKE I ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH YOU #OF COURSE I DO NOT ENJOY YOUR COMPANY YOU ARE NOT LIKE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS OR ANYTHING

“Yes, but that was for the free food, and now you’ve ruined that for me.”

“’s pretty easy”, he says with a grin and stuffs the last bite of cake in his mouth. “I just don’t.”

“I hate so much about the things you choose to be.”

“Then you should eat vegetables and not pie. I can get you some brussel sprouts, if you wanna get nutrition, Katie-Kate.”

“Wow. How do you not just punch yourself in the face?”

youbxryme

“Oh sweet Jesus, let me get a look,” A pause, then a muffled laugh. “On the plus side you smell like strawberries. Well, strawberry jam. Want to try and rinse it out in the sink?”

#youbxryme #v: mcu #ayy nice

“Oh, great.” The enthusiasm in her tone is pitifully fake. “I mean, guys think it’s hot when a girl smells like strawberries, right? Uh, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.”

youbxryme

“Can you help? I agreed to let Nicole braid my hair, but there was—something sticky all over her hands and now the whole thing’s a mess.”

#youbxryme #v: mcu #last time we threaded it was in what doesn't kill you so I this is the correct corresponding daughter right? what do i know

“Because it was my pie and I’m eating it when I want, you little intruder. You already ate my leftover takeout.”

#secretagentclintbarton #v: mcu #DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN

“But Clint, I am still young and growing and you are already old and you have been fed enough. It’s your responsibility to nourish the younger generation, my brain is still developing, think of the consequences of me not getting enough nutrition.”

“I was hungry and I wanted pie and it’s my fridge. Why don’t you bring your own pie?”

#secretagentclintbarton #v: mcu #MY FATHER DOESN'T LOVE ME SO YOU SHOULD GIVE ME YOUR FOOD

“If I brought my own pie you’d probably eat that, too. Besides, why would I spend money on my own pie when I can eat yours for free? I’m still roughing it.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

#secretagentclintbarton #v: mcu #how dare you eat your own food from your own fridge

“I think you know what it means, Clint, it means you ate the last slice of that pie that was in your fridge. How can you live with how greedy you are—that was going to be my lunch today!”

secretagentclintbarton

“How do you not just punch yourself in the face?“

#who will I pretend to dote on now??? who can I force to pay for all my meals???

notyoungest I want my fake boyfriend back.

[Not sure how many of my followers are left after my giant absence, but

g’head and like for a starter! I’ll see about getting to them as soon as my migraine clears up.]

#>OOC.#don't worry I'll use arden and not danny

“You’ve also gotta love that this person put it into the háwkeӳe squáṛed and cḷintkáte tags, because, of course, it’s t o t a l l y relevant to those topics. It’s obviously immensely important to my supposed attraction to my manchild mentor—(as an aside, I feel I should point out there is no way Clint could keep up with me)—that I’m not a cute Korean girl. Because it’s totally okay and healthy for me to be with a guy with way more life experience than me and way less emotional maturity, so long as I’m not Asian, because THAT’S when it becomes a problem. God knows Clint can only date a girl, like, half his age if she’s white.”

#>crack.