TSUKISHIMA KEI

Tsukishima Kei Age 18 Stoneheart University Freshman Major: Computer Science Lupus Traditional Dorm #110 Part Time DJ at Party Rock Club Affiliated RP Blog with Stonerock University All fanart used on this belong to their rightful owners. I own nothing. All rights reserved. Icons edited by me. Please don't steal!

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I making picrew AND ACCIDENTLY I MAKE TSUKKI

THIS IS REALLY TSUKKI

[veronica-nardi]

Haikyuu!! Favourite Characters - Tsukishima

[anime-fixationn]

TSUKKI I LOVE YOU

[sakurauchis]

Do your best out there, Tsukishima !

[haraff]

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[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

random things my professors have said (starters)

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

“The world’s fucked.”

[rpmemes-galore]

RTgame quotes: don’t starve edition  {Sentence Starters}

“It’s a brilliant plan!”

“I really don’t care…”

“Wait, why is it cold?”

“We need to chase it!”

“I am immensely angry.”

“Too much fire right now.”

“The turkey’s an arsonist.”

“I think people are losing it.”

“E a t.  T h e.  C h i c k e n.” 

“Did you just eat that raw??”

“I’m still alive! I’m stiLL ALIVE!”

“Oh, this actually looks livable.”

“…That’s what success looks like.”

“We can’t survive without science.”

“That’s just a sign that I’m coming.”

“Oh my god, you’re making it worse.”

“I feel like god really want you to die…”

“I can’t kill him right now, he’s dancing.”

“I don’t blame them, I’m quite attractive.”

“It doesn’t work if you sacrifice the child.”

“Ah, you’re wasting away, come on, now.”

“We just have to keep constantly running.”

“Guess I’ll just light the whole place on fire!”

“I’ve only been hit twice, okay? It’s not that bad.”

“What did I miss, I was tapped out for a minute?”

“It’s not a pen, he’s free to leave whenever he wants.”

“I got a gnome out of one, I can definitely live off this!”

“Oh no. Oh no, we’ve messed with the world too much!”

“Oh, that’s  g R E E A A T  to hear, I’m DELIGHTED for you!”

“We actually caused that. It’s not even indirect. We killed a guy.”

“There can only be one winner…. but, we have a temporary alliance.”

“We’re going to follow the road up. We’re going in search of a new land.”

“No, no, no, nO, NO! There’s too many bees, now! There’s too many BEES!”

“We’re within an inch of our lives! We don’t need to be making more enemies!”

“Just keep getting the twigs, and don’t mind the horrific monsters trying to drag you away in the night.”

[notyouraverageblocker]

“Was…was that an owl…?” 

“And what if it was? Are you scared?”

[notyouraverageblocker]

“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.”

“You’re saying that I should be cautious of dark beasts? Frankly, I wouldn’t be surprised. This place is fucking weird.”

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters

“What are you doing out this late?”

“This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”

“Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 

“You do realize what time it is, right?” 

“Where are you going at this hour?” 

“The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 

“Do you know where I am?” 

“The city looks different at night.” 

“This street is very dark…” 

“Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 

“Are you lost?” 

“I got turned around in the dark…” 

“This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”

“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 

“Looking for trouble, are we?” 

“A little late to be shopping.” 

“Just coming back from the bar?” 

“Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 

“Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 

“Woah! I didn’t see you there!”

“Where did you come from?” 

“What are you doing here?” 

“A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 

“Go home.” 

“It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 

“You’re being watched.” 

“What are you doing still up?” 

“Looking for something?” 

“I like walking when the streets are empty.”

“It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 

“I know where I’m going.” 

“The trees are kind of spooky…”

“Did you hear that howl?” 

“Was…was that an owl…?” 

“This path is scary at night…” 

“The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 

“Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 

“You can’t see the stars from here…” 

“This is the witching hour.” 

“Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 

“Stay on the road!” 

“Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 

“The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 

“What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 

“What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 

“You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 

🌙+ your own

[notyouraverageblocker]

((Kazu here with another asshole megane. He’s not as mean as Saru but twice as sarcastic. So you’ve been warned. Like for a starter. Capping at 3. Hinata is getting a thread so yeah xD. Anyways Tsukki is ready to party. Let’s get him started!)

[notyouraverageblocker]

“I love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME” (channeling his inner oikawa)

“Aww you do? Same here. It’s great not paying attention to you”

[therpmemeshop]

very serious rp starters

warning: some may be nsfw

❝ begone, thot. ❞

❝ OWO what’s this??? ❞

❝ i’m an adult virgin. ❞

❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞

❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞

❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞

❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞

❝ THEN PERISH. ❞

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞

❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞

❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞

❝ ball is life. ❞

❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞

❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞

❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞

❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞

❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞

❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞

❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞

❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞

❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞

❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞

❝ pretzels is the same. ❞

❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞

❝ WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? ❞

❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞

❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞

❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞

❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ move, i’m gay. ❞

❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞

❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞

❝ kachow! ❞

❝ guess i’ll die. ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞

❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞

❝ chipotle is my life. ❞

❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞

❝ mmm mmm, creamy! ❞

❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Various Sentence Starters

“I love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME”

“No I won’t stop stapling tortillas to the wall this is ART”

“Your underwear is really ugly, you should take them off”

“Last time you wanted to watch a horror movie you cried all night and didn’t sleep for three days”

“Knock knock! …Knock knock…? Okay I swear I won’t say banana again”

“I swear to drunk I’m not God”

“My doctor said you shouldn’t drink after taking meds, so I take them WITH alcohol”

“I know I haven’t showered in a week but I saw a spider in the tub and LOST IT”

“hELLO!! tHe mOST impOrTANT PERSON IS HOME!!!”

“Yeah can I get 20 mcdoubles. Yeah, 20. Two zero.”

“Okay you could go to work but get this, how about instead- you don’t and stay in bed with me”

“It’s not a fetish until you have a Deviantart collection for it”

“Mini horses make me so uncomfortable, I want them to be normal sized”

“I’m gonna make dinner so go ahead and have the fire department and pizza hut on speed dial”

“Oh yeah I’ve totally done- uh- weed. I love gardening”

“It’s not an obsession it’s a keen interest- I don’t care if I have three body pillows it’s a KEEN INTEREST”

“Maybe if I just ignore them they’ll stop trynna kill me”

“I’ll just put this fire over here with the rest of the fire”

“Can you believe that people actually ENJOY coleslaw?? What savages”

“First time I kissed a boy was the time I realized I was probably homosexual”

“It’s not gay if it’s for art”

“I like you but in the ‘please shut up for five seconds’ way”

“Let’s get fake ID’s and buy fish from Petco”

“I brought home a kitten, her name is Mary Lious Ann Kate the Third”

“I just hate the word moist, it makes me so uncomfortable”

“Starbucks is so overpriced let’s go get a frap”

[greatvodkaqueen]

rewatching house md was inspiring

[notyouraverageblocker]

@karasunoxlittlegiant

[notyouraverageblocker]

((Kazu here with another asshole megane. He’s not as mean as Saru but twice as sarcastic. So you’ve been warned. Like for a starter. Capping at 3. Hinata is getting a thread so yeah xD. Anyways Tsukki is ready to party. Let’s get him started!)

[sadflit]

tsukki will never get used to the compliments kuroo gives him uwu