I making picrew AND ACCIDENTLY I MAKE TSUKKI
THIS IS REALLY TSUKKI
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I making picrew AND ACCIDENTLY I MAKE TSUKKI
THIS IS REALLY TSUKKI
Haikyuu!! Favourite Characters - Tsukishima
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Do your best out there, Tsukishima !
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random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
âThe heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.â
âI donât remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.â
âBy that time, youâll have figured out my brain. I havenât yet.â
âWoah, you have big shoes.â
âZero is hero.â
âMake sure you donât take my picture. Iâm copyrighted.â
âWe donât really know what itâs like to be a rat or a pigeon.â
âHello. Welcome to the planet.â
âI set you up.â
âYou wouldnât be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.â
âI know you are a millionaire. I donât want to talk to you.â
âYou donât have a clue.â
âIâve taught you to see the fun in pain.â
âGet rid of the dog mask.â
âI actually think nasty things when I smile.â
âI know you donât want to see me. I donât want to see you too.â
âIâm just making stuff up.â
âThe other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, âyouâre ruining my reputationâ!â
âI said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Donât scare people.â
âI wasnât drunk, but I was acting like it.â
âAre you glaring at me?â
âI profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.â
âItâs my job to embarrass you.â
âWhen I was youngâIâm still young, right?â
âUh oh. [grunt] Iâm okay.â
âIf you solve this, Iâll buy you lunch.â
âIâm going to tell you a story about farts.â
âI know a lot about corn.â
âWow, you are super. *high fives*â
âI didnât do that!â
âI saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.â
âIâm glad to see that youâve decided to stay.â
âIn the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.â
âThis is just dessert. Thereâs a banquet coming.â
âWhat do you call it? AÂ âsnakeâ, right?â
âDonât yell at me.â
âImpossible means âI am possibleâ.â
âYouâre completely aroused.â
âThereâs a stop sign. You have to stop.â
âI like sleep.â
âNo one likes to feel pain. Actuallyânever mind, I donât want to ask.â
âDo I sound cynical? Iâm trying to be nice.â
âDude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.â
âI donât want to talk to most people. Itâs not a gender thing, please just go away.â
âWeâre making tortillas now.â
âIâm not very nice.â
âBe careful, somebody might beat you up.â
âI can say nice things, but if you remind me, Iâll deny it.â
âThe worldâs fucked.â
RTgame quotes: donât starve edition  {Sentence Starters}
âItâs a brilliant plan!â
âI really donât careâŠâ
âWait, why is it cold?â
âWe need to chase it!â
âI am immensely angry.â
âToo much fire right now.â
âThe turkeyâs an arsonist.â
âI think people are losing it.â
âE a t. T h e. C h i c k e n.âÂ
âDid you just eat that raw??â
âIâm still alive! Iâm stiLL ALIVE!â
âOh, this actually looks livable.â
ââŠThatâs what success looks like.â
âWe canât survive without science.â
âThatâs just a sign that Iâm coming.â
âOh my god, youâre making it worse.â
âI feel like god really want you to dieâŠâ
âI canât kill him right now, heâs dancing.â
âI donât blame them, Iâm quite attractive.â
âIt doesnât work if you sacrifice the child.â
âAh, youâre wasting away, come on, now.â
âWe just have to keep constantly running.â
âGuess Iâll just light the whole place on fire!â
âIâve only been hit twice, okay? Itâs not that bad.â
âWhat did I miss, I was tapped out for a minute?â
âItâs not a pen, heâs free to leave whenever he wants.â
âI got a gnome out of one, I can definitely live off this!â
âOh no. Oh no, weâve messed with the world too much!â
âOh, thatâs g R E E A A T to hear, Iâm DELIGHTED for you!â
âWe actually caused that. Itâs not even indirect. We killed a guy.â
âThere can only be one winnerâŠ. but, we have a temporary alliance.â
âWeâre going to follow the road up. Weâre going in search of a new land.â
âNo, no, no, nO, NO! Thereâs too many bees, now! Thereâs too many BEES!â
âWeâre within an inch of our lives! We donât need to be making more enemies!â
âJust keep getting the twigs, and donât mind the horrific monsters trying to drag you away in the night.â
âWasâŠwas that an owlâŠ?âÂ
âAnd what if it was? Are you scared?â
âDark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.â
âYouâre saying that I should be cautious of dark beasts? Frankly, I wouldnât be surprised. This place is fucking weird.â
Late Night Wanderings Sentence Starters
âWhat are you doing out this late?â
âThis part of town isnât a good place to be at this time of night.â
âNow whatâs a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?âÂ
âYou do realize what time it is, right?âÂ
âWhere are you going at this hour?âÂ
âThe sun isnât rising anytime soon, you know.âÂ
âDo you know where I am?âÂ
âThe city looks different at night.âÂ
âThis street is very darkâŠâÂ
âWhy donât you come stand in the light?âÂ
âAre you lost?âÂ
âI got turned around in the darkâŠâÂ
âThis isnât the time to go wandering around.â
âOnly fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.âÂ
âLooking for trouble, are we?âÂ
âA little late to be shopping.âÂ
âJust coming back from the bar?âÂ
âThink any of the pubs are still going to be open?âÂ
âTrouble lurks around every shadowed corner.âÂ
âWoah! I didnât see you there!â
âWhere did you come from?âÂ
âWhat are you doing here?âÂ
âA bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.âÂ
âGo home.âÂ
âIt isnât safe here at this time of night.âÂ
âYouâre being watched.âÂ
âWhat are you doing still up?âÂ
âLooking for something?âÂ
âI like walking when the streets are empty.â
âItâs dangerous to walk at night alone.âÂ
âI know where Iâm going.âÂ
âThe trees are kind of spookyâŠâ
âDid you hear that howl?âÂ
âWasâŠwas that an owlâŠ?âÂ
âThis path is scary at nightâŠâÂ
âThe woods is no place a __ after dusk.âÂ
âOh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moonâŠâÂ
âYou canât see the stars from hereâŠâÂ
âThis is the witching hour.âÂ
âDark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.âÂ
âStay on the road!âÂ
âTalking a midnight stroll along the beach?âÂ
âThe ocean is so mysterious at nightâŠâÂ
âWhat brings you to the pier at this hour?âÂ
âWhat dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.âÂ
âYouâre going to get yourself lost one of these days.âÂ
đ+ your own
((Kazu here with another asshole megane. Heâs not as mean as Saru but twice as sarcastic. So youâve been warned. Like for a starter. Capping at 3. Hinata is getting a thread so yeah xD. Anyways Tsukki is ready to party. Letâs get him started!)
âI love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO MEâ (channeling his inner oikawa)
âAww you do? Same here. Itâs great not paying attention to youâ
very serious rp starters
warning: some may be nsfw
â begone, thot. â
â OWO whatâs this??? â
â iâm an adult virgin. â
â OOF OW MY BONES HURT. â
â welcome to my twisted mind. â
â i bless the rains down in africa. â
â why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? â
â THEN PERISH. â
â can i get uhhhhhhhhâŠ. boneless pizza? â
â heâll slip and slide on this banana peel! â
â i diagnose you with gay. â
â ball is life. â
â alexa, play âdespacitoâ. â
â âŠ..itâs free real estate. â
â coming out of my cage and iâve been doing just fine. â
â why are you booing me? iâm right. â
â he protecc, but he also attac. â
â hi, welcome to chiliâs. â
â ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. â
â anyway, hereâs âwonderwallâ. â
â mmmmmm steamed clams! â
â i wonât hesitate, bITCH! â
â pretzels is the same. â
â if she breathes, sheâs a THOT! â
â WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE? â
â i wanna be a cowboy, baby! â
â FUCK yo chicken strips! â
â all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). â
â iâd sell you to satan for one corn chip. â
â move, iâm gay. â
â itâs true, but he shouldnât say it. â
â i never went to oovoo javer. â
â kachow! â
â guess iâll die. â
â you know i had to do it to em. â
â oh, you havenât heard?? â
â chipotle is my life. â
â YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. â
â mmm mmm, creamy! â
â the last thing youâd want in your burger king burger is someoneâs foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. â
Various Sentence Starters
âI love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO MEâ
âNo I wonât stop stapling tortillas to the wall this is ARTâ
âYour underwear is really ugly, you should take them offâ
âLast time you wanted to watch a horror movie you cried all night and didnât sleep for three daysâ
âKnock knock! âŠKnock knockâŠ? Okay I swear I wonât say banana againâ
âI swear to drunk Iâm not Godâ
âMy doctor said you shouldnât drink after taking meds, so I take them WITH alcoholâ
âI know I havenât showered in a week but I saw a spider in the tub and LOST ITâ
âhELLO!! tHe mOST impOrTANT PERSON IS HOME!!!â
âYeah can I get 20 mcdoubles. Yeah, 20. Two zero.â
âOkay you could go to work but get this, how about instead- you donât and stay in bed with meâ
âItâs not a fetish until you have a Deviantart collection for itâ
âMini horses make me so uncomfortable, I want them to be normal sizedâ
âIâm gonna make dinner so go ahead and have the fire department and pizza hut on speed dialâ
âOh yeah Iâve totally done- uh- weed. I love gardeningâ
âItâs not an obsession itâs a keen interest- I donât care if I have three body pillows itâs a KEEN INTERESTâ
âMaybe if I just ignore them theyâll stop trynna kill meâ
âIâll just put this fire over here with the rest of the fireâ
âCan you believe that people actually ENJOY coleslaw?? What savagesâ
âFirst time I kissed a boy was the time I realized I was probably homosexualâ
âItâs not gay if itâs for artâ
âI like you but in the âplease shut up for five secondsâ wayâ
âLetâs get fake IDâs and buy fish from Petcoâ
âI brought home a kitten, her name is Mary Lious Ann Kate the Thirdâ
âI just hate the word moist, it makes me so uncomfortableâ
âStarbucks is so overpriced letâs go get a frapâ
rewatching house md was inspiring
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((Kazu here with another asshole megane. Heâs not as mean as Saru but twice as sarcastic. So youâve been warned. Like for a starter. Capping at 3. Hinata is getting a thread so yeah xD. Anyways Tsukki is ready to party. Letâs get him started!)
tsukki will never get used to the compliments kuroo gives him uwu