anyway tmi do you guys wanna hear a medical malpractice™ I learned happened to me about a month ago
Smallest gore(?) warning. A very summarized version of what happened:
Nurse: says here you got an implant in your arm 5 years ago
Me: yeah the doctor said I wouldn't have to come back in 5 years to get it taken out
Nurse: it expired 2 years ago.
Me:
Nurse: it expired 2 years ago. I understand you did not come here for this but we need to get that removed. today. like right now.
Me: oh :( well i didnt mentally prep for the pain but if you give me a few minutes I'll be ready
Nurse: ....what do you mean 'pain'. We give you a shot. You're supposed to be numb
Me: uh last time I had this happen he took out the old one without that. He did it in under three minutes, he pulled it out and showed it to me, it had arm tissue still attached to it. One nurse held my arm down while he did it and I had to lay on the floor in tears afterwards. That's how it's always been
Nurse:
anyway im doing much better now and my new nurse is literally the best.
God forbid anyone write fanfiction or else the universe puts them through torment not even the rings of hell put upon their sinners














