witches get stitches

What's up Im Anna ☆ 19 ☆ never learned how to fuckin read ☆ visit my deviant art at novastrata down below!

[brothfan1997]

L/light is the funniest fucking pairing in the world bc it is so embarrassing for both of them like light is gripping the bathroom sink & crying like ‘he’s not even cute i don’t even like all his weird bullshit and cutting remarks and genius deductions and the way he knows me better than myself i’m straight i am straight’ meanwhile L meets a hot guy who is kind of obsessed with him and can keep up with his mind games and he’s just like shrug. he’s PROBABLY a serial killer but literally what else am i doing

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went “woah are you L death note?” and L went “L what?” and light went “ L WHAT.”

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[clitorous]

[redpandarascal]

[coffincoitus]

[rlmjob]

[theawesomeadventurer]

fucking snitch

[keaneries]

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

[surprisebitch]

finally someone said it

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[auckie]

Tbh I love checking my email

[auckie]

[auckie]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[anxietydaddy]

god striking me down

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

[shinjis]

[sunclown]

how to kill a sorcerer in 5 words or less

[sonypraystation]

my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session

[definitely-not-my-real-name]

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[worldofteyvat]

Arataki Itto: That’s How the Show Should Go!

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[vergak]