im fucking radical

kill people, burn shit, fuck school

[novavinc-blog]

finally got my acc back hell yeah

[novavinc-blog]

okay so like

there's a lack of mr grinch nsfw and im disappointed

i want him to pound me .

[esteban-moved]

god i wanna get rawed so bad

[esteban-moved]

can I also like,,, die

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[great-tweets]

Boost this!!

[juviavevo]

“I hate cats” Yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? What the fuck?? What the fuck what the

[sizvideos]

[perissologist]

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[lord-palmerston]

you missed the best bit

[snakewife]

Introducing the Uncle Friend

distinct sense of fashion (not necessarily good, but. distinct.)

has almost died, like, twice, but it’s a really funny story–

absolutely should not be in charge

absolutely does not WANT to be in charge

you’re pretty sure they’re into some weird stuff

wants to help you out when you’re sad???

may not be equipped to help you out and will fret if that is the case

absolutely terrible OR top-notch taste in alcohol, no inbetween

you’ve never seen more impressive shoes 

If you know someone who exudes a powerful Danny DeVito energy despite being a lesbian in her twenties, or if you know someone whose wardrobe choices would not look out of place on Jeff Goldblum, well, you got yourself an Uncle Friend, friend

[neurodivergent-crow]

Oh god I’m an Uncle Friend

[winelandcounty]

Really Useful Life Hacks

[pvwitch]

THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck

[traegorn]

I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.

[comicstripcritic-deactivated201]

what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!

[radiowithnohead]

elon musk and grimes are the weird emo kids who wear matching collars and like meow at each other in public

[radiowithnohead]

this got like 10 more notes after elon dumbass baby man went on twitter on acid and told the world hes into thigh high socks like a fucking weeaboo but i want to let the record show i wrote this beforehand bc i knew

[lfdy88]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

[placeholder-inactive]

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

[x]

[xekstrin]

vantablack doge

[thatpreciousthing]

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

[simonalkenmayer]

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

[usedbandaid-deactivated20190626]

A dog for Hades. 

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[k-eke]

Mood.

[alexander]

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

[yumyumcub]

What the fuuuuuck this is a fallout shelter video

[ectogasm]

Visit Original Link

i’ve had this going through my head for a week and i had to physically get it out of myself to make it stop

[thosegoodboys]

[Audio description: part of the song “U Can’t Touch This” by Mc Hammer, except instead of the words “can’t touch this” it plays Griffin and Justin saying “come fuck this” from their spore playthrough. It syncs up perfectly.]

[loveamongthesailors]

mormon jesus