Zig.

Pluto is not a planet! Did you know that? I didn't know it. I mean I did but that was ages ago. Like 10 years ago there was planet named Pluto but now Pluto is just a dog. Whoa. Track: Novazig Multi-universe floater.

[saundersc67-blog]

I don’t care who it is. Is that supposed to upset me? I don’t care if I’m cool especially in your book. Tristan and I are kind of friends. You don’t know anything about my life, Zig. Huh? I’m not a girl! Are you really throwing junior high insults at me? You’re immature.

[novazig]

You and Tristan are friends? Is this a joke or some shit? I don't know anything about it, but I couldn't care less either way. You're as short as one, I can only imagine what else-- dude, junior high or not. You're pint sized, man. 

[dontblessmefather-forihavesinned]

But if you were next to me right now, your chest pressed against mine, you would feel my heart beating as loud as I miss you.

(via dontblessmefather-forihavesinned)

[dyesprayberry-blog]

7 Days of Zig & Campbell

Day 1: Secret Relationship (AU) — Cam doesn’t want anyone to find about his feelings for Zig.

[saundersc67-blog]

Who? Never mind. I wouldn’t be alone. I have plenty of friends I could have been with.. Tristan, or someone, I don’t know. How perfect, you’re welcome for the idea. Can you just leave me alone for once? 

[novazig]

My best friend? Someone cooler than you, man. I doubt Tris would want to room with you. Unless you wanted to cuddle him and shit, because he's with that one dude right now. I didn't say thanks. Like I said, chill. I didn't even say anything to you. Stop being such a girl.  

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

Because this is between you and I. Maybe not forever, but for now. This is our situation that we have to handle. Why wouldn’t I tell you? Well, neither have I! No.. that’s not what got us into this situation. Me being an idiot.. that’s what happened.

[novazig]

How do we handle it then? You're supposed to be older and smarter. You know all that shit. What do we do, Immy? Hey don't say that! You weren't an idiot. Don't say that about yourself. You just wanted to have sex with your best friend, that's all...  

[saundersc67-blog]

You? I thought we were able to recommend a roommate for the trip. If we had I wouldn’t have chosen you. Did you choose me? Are you going to put worms in my bed?

[novazig]

Dude, chill. I didn't choose. Damon couldn't go on the trip or else I'd be with him-- and you'd be alone. I'm not going to put worms in your bed, man. Or I wasn't until you said something. Trust me, I don't like this shit anymore than you do. 

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

I don’t know.. I haven’t told anyone. Not my dad, not.. Fiona, just you. I don’t know what to do, Ziggy. A job? That’s not going to help the situation? Maybe in the long run, but now?

[novazig]

If you haven't told anyone, why'd you tell me? I don't know what to do or what you're supposed to do. I've never had a baby before! What's going to help then? I'd say I can steal beer and talk about it, but that got us in this situation... 

[novazig]

[goldscaps]

So the only way that I can make it through this, is if I find a way to make them get along. My recommendation? Peach schnapps; the ultimate social lubricant.

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

What am I going to do about it? This isn’t just my problem, Zig.

[novazig]

I'm sorry, I'm being a jerk. What are we going to do about this? I can get a job or something.

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

Do I really have to answer that?

[novazig]

No, I guess not. What are you going to do about it? 

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

Is that all you have to say?

[novazig]

What am I suppoised to say to this? I'm still processing it. 

How do you know its mine? 

[mayainreverie]

You’re not listening to me. I feel like a broken record. You act like you’re the only one in this relationship actually doing anything. I try, but I just can’t get through to you. Will you stop talking about sex… and your mother? Those are the last two things that this conversation is even remotely about. Why are you so adamant in thinking I don’t care? I wouldn’t be talking to you if I didn’t care! If you feel that way so much then why are you still here? Go, just go. Go hang out with your stupid friends and leave me alone. I don’t even want to look at you right now.

[novazig]

I'm always listening to you. All you every do is talk, when we could be doing something else instead. So much time is wasted. You only ever do something for yourself, because that's all that matters, right? What is wrong with sex or my mother? I like both very much, just not together. You're wrong, sex is not the last thing. But I know it's the last thing on your mind. Is that even a serious question? Why would I think you actually care? You never act like it. You act like you fucking hate me. Do you know what that's like? I don't know anymore, because it's clear I have no reason to be. Fine whatever, I'll go. At least they'll treat me like a fucking person, not an obligation.

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

This is really not the time for jokes, Zigmund.

[novazig]

I wasn't joking... yeah... 

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

I’m kind of pregnant?

[novazig]

But it was only like 15 minutes. 

[imogenmeetsworld-blog]

Fiona isn’t the father of my baby.

[novazig]

I... what? 

[mayainreverie]

I don’t want to tell you; I know you’d just say it was just a petty problem of mine again. I don’t want to nag you, I really don’t. It’s just that someone’s got to be the responsible one here or we’ll both be on the streets. It’s exhausting hearing me speak and being like your mother, right? Got it. It’s crystal clear. I can say the same to you. I never even see you anymore, how am I supposed to ‘show I care’ if you’re never around? Now you’re comparing me to a dementor from Harry Potter, wow. That’s the perfect thing to say to your girlfriend. You know exactly what I was going to say and you don’t tell me what to do, so no, I’m not going to finish it. I already know the answer, anyway.

[novazig]

Because it is a petty problem of yours. All of our problems are yours. Then stop nagging. I am making sure we don't end up on the street. I bust my ass every day without even a thank you. You're welcome by the way. Perfect because I don't want you being her. Our sex life is already shitty enough as it is. I don't need to be reminded of her-- Have you ever thought about why you never see me? Not like you'd even care. Well, if the shoe fits then yes. And making your boyfriend feel like nothing is perfect? Right, I forgot we have a double standard in this relationship. If you know the answer then why are we even having this conversation? I could already be getting blazed with Grace and eating cheetos.