Yup

Yeah

[novexpla]

Everyone at this club thinks I deserve to live but I should for

[novexpla]

Ten bullets for the fap beast

[novexpla]

Spraying my brains all over the fucking ceiling

[grox]

I straight up just missed my last chance to buy weed while it's still legal right around the astrological period in which I kinda wanna smoke weed again can we seriously like find the men responsible and like blindfold them and make them take a bunch of pills and then strip them and finger them and fist them and touch them a.nd jerk them off and force them to drink a bunch of soda and then eat mentos and drink a gallon of milk and then touxh them some mkre and punch them and strangle them and then tie them up and load them into our cars at night and go fishing and put whatever we catch up their ass even the weeds and crawfish and stuff then hop on their stomachs so they throw up then make them lick it up off the ground then hop on their stomachs again and now the pills wore off so we make them take more pills and we keep kiving them pills until they start compulsively redosing which frees up more time for us to gather deer piss from the nearest bass pro shops and put a little bit around but not in their mouths which have been propped open and make sire theyre still tied up pretty tight then leave. I don't want to find a plug because I'm very distrustful of others

[technofeudalism]

betting on nuclear annihilation and mutually assured destruction like it’s an NFL playoff game. this country is so totally and completely beyond the pale. you could not create a more sick and depraved society in your wildest imagination. we’ve shot across the Rubicon and are storming towards Rome with a level of malignant temerity can only be described as straight up suicidal. death cult nation.

[novexpla]

Fuuuuuck I need to post my zillions of followers will HATTTERE MEEE

[newpokemoncards]

[markodragic]

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

[markodragic]

like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

t shirt that says GNAT CLAPPER

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

[flipchild]

christ alive Mugen gets loud

[memorycycle]

for 1 million years you will be forced to stand on my treasure chest and feel the heat of the desert sun and 1 hundred gajilion spiders and scorpions and lizards and locusts and will use thejr powerful poisons to hurt you really really eally really bad bad bad like so bad but you cant die until the 1 million years is over and you only get to eat bread and old milk and you have to dip the bread and hold it underneath the milk until the bubbles stop coming out. and then you eat the bread

[random-modded-minecraft-items]

Redstone Helmet When on Head: +2 Armor All tools by ITSRYZEN

[deirdreskye]

When she pulls your loincloth to the side

[xylophonetangerine]

[novexpla]

It’s funny to imagine the whole “anime is popular now” thing but with like, stuff other than shonen. Like a bodybuilder wearing a you lie in April tank top to the gym.

[novexpla]

My slophounds congeal to your presence, stranger…. Be wary, lest I have to unsheathe #thegreasyblade

[beemovieerotica]