imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you
why would i want a book with blank pages in it
ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz
Not today Justin
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON

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blake kathryn

Discoholic 🪩

Product Placement

Origami Around

ellievsbear

pixel skylines

@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
AnasAbdin
occasionally subtle
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@novinhut
imagine reading a book with the name of all the guys that ever had a crush on you
why would i want a book with blank pages in it
I cant stop laughing
@irrelevantpotato
That's what you get for ripping the skin off a banana and insulting it.
Wow I can’t believe even McDonald’s has an anime now
anime marketing was a mistake
Jesus this has better animation than half the shit that came out this season
While millions of anime studios around the world are struggling to make anime, McDonald’s can effortlessly create a masterpiece
i’m glad the mcdonalds anime has lesbians
What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear
By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani
TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!
“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!” “Trans people are ugly.”
“I’ve never met a trans person before.” “I assume I can identify any trans person.”
“I would date a trans person.” “Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.”
“You look just like a real woman.” “Trans women aren’t really women.”
“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.” “Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”
“I loooooove trans people!” “I fetishize trans people.”
“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.” “Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”
“I don’t have a problem with trans people.” “I have a problem with trans people.”
You might wanna apply cold water to that bern.
Date: hey let's slow dance
Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed
Australia.
Well. There’s another thing I’ll never unsee.
are you telling me that Australia is cat-dog?
what was it like having sex with a guy?
Painful
dogs are very nostalgic creatures and oftentimes try to recreate childhood memories
Work (Rihanna) , Hold Yuh (Gyptian) & a little of Wus Good (PND) @AqyilaD
Boost this! give her fameeeee.
She's singing in front of a shower and she just looks so casually amazing at it
shoutout to all the kids who
- grew up smart and lost it when they got to high school and dont know what happened
- are so bright but just cant focus academically
- are told their effort isnt good enough when in reality they just dont understand
- are too shy to ask for help and go without it and therefore dont reach the potential they know they have
- are brilliant in class but underperform in exams
- have to pretend that they dont care about their grades because they constantly underperform and dont want to look stupid
if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied
teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…
teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….
teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….
teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.
teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden
teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut
teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …
teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet
teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield
if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died
Aliens.
STOP THIS
Are you a fan of scissoring?
I love arts n crafts
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me: