i talk to the trees

forest. 22. she/her. asexual biromantic. infp. taurus. feelsaholic. probably more plant than human. co-owner and admin of ENDLESS DIAMOND SKY "YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MORE FOREST THAN GIRL, AND EVERYTHING INSIDE YOU IS WILD, FREE AND ALIVE." - Nikita Gill

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

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[evil-wrongthink-lesbian]

Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.

[gfscully]

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

[piscs-blog1]

we aren’t

[daenerysbeauty]

jonas brothers really out here making damn sure we all know they’re getting dominated by their hot wives

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[shakespork]

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Cherry Wine by Hozier but it’s playing on a radio and you’re sitting on your back porch in the bayou

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[blluish]

we must remember that

[lycanthropoyremade-deactivated2]

i need stop telling ppl to fight me every 10 seconds bc what if they do? im 5ft what am i gonna do? hide in a vent?

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

Can I be honest, I originally made this post because someone asked me “if I was okay” after listening to the Skyrim soundtrack for around 80 hours. Mind your own business

[shanexrayn]

Me, thinking about high school:

[i-am-a-fish]

I’m gay as fuck. the way I’m sitting in my chair right now?? unethical. physically impossible.

Is it any wonder asexuals love dragons? We too enjoy sleeping, large piles of money, torching villages in our free time, and are considered myths by society at large.

[eilooxara]

The tooth fairy is fae propaganda

It teaches your kids that it’s ok to invite the Fae into your home and sell them parts of your body

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[summersblood]