Hot fucking mess.

M: 100% shambles 100% of the time. 26. Queer dude in Queens. Grad student and non profit professional. If you want to know more just ask. 

[tiktokarchive]

['Louisiana Saturday Night' by Mel McDaniel is playing.]

[marisatomay]

oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do

[twitblr]

BabyNames.com said “Looking for a name? Let me help you with that.”

[memewhore]

[curioscurio]

I cant live in peace for 3 minutes

[curioscurio]

BREAD BULBASAUR LIVED

[whitepeopletwitter]

[motherfuckingrugirl]

[no-chill-at-all]

[romansroys]

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

[kibumkim]

Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic

[kibumkim]

Like yall ever think a straight person interacted with u and went

Like as soon as u left

[alwaysbewoke]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[thesassyducks]

Seagull updates cat on latest gossip

(via @9GAG)

[h-medicinalis]

Oh to be a medieval apothecary and have dried herbs in little jars all through my dimly-lit shop

[pyomorphic]

[pyomorphic]

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

[c-bassmeow]

[i-am-the-niece-of-satan]

Avatar: the Last Airbender really be like *sets my standards for strong female characters* *sets my standards for villain redemption arcs* *sets my standards for well written lore and magic systems* *sets my standards f