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Haha, that's gay.

[les-fleur]

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

[parakeet]

who's doing this

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[corruptimles]

theres no spider pet in the game so this is what i gave my annabelle mii

[toimoiluiii]

Joe

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[malibuklaus]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

she should be legally allowed to kill I think.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Eckzactly

[hotvampireadjacent]

Can you take my white ass to target

[retroscifiart]

Alien Landscapes - Rendezvous With Rama 2 (1979) by Jim Burns from his art anthology ‘Lightship’ (1985)

[zsnes]

HUGE ASS

[zsnes]

BIG ASS

[zsnes]

BIG BUTT TO FUCK

[dominant-dominion]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[neoyi]

Happy Public Domain Day!

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⭐Prince Marine: The Dandy Robot / Art Commission / Ko-Fi / Itch.io / Bluesky⭐

[fleetwoodsushi]

I cannot get over this omfg

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[passion-of-l0vers]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[passion-of-l0vers]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment