neil perry shady facts & updates

he / him • 20 • dedicated to the obviously alive and famous actor neil perry

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🚨 | NEIL PERRY FOUND ALIVE IN THE YEAR 2025!!!

who else cried

[swatchitt]

thinking.

[givencale]

Prince Todd and Knight Neil comic,,,

(dialogue written by a friend of mine, obviously. I'm not as fancy as he is)

Other dialogue version for normal people

[cesarinoou]

[isa-not-ysa]

the difference between charlie and todd and their actors 😭😭😭

Charlie

" did you see her naked? 😏"

" so why don't you just STAY home? 😒 "

" chaos screaming chaos dreaming gotta do more gotta BEEE MOREE !!!! 🎷🎷 "

Gale Hansen (Charlie's actor)

" acting , what a tacky business. acting , what a tacky business. "

wearing a purple vest w purple undershirt " how do i feel? i feel like a baked potato. " 🍠

" i feel like i kissed god on the LIPS during this one "

" excitement is the key word here. excitement. exciting. excitable. exci— " someone puts hand on his mouth to shut him up

and then theres

Todd

" i- i- you say things and people listen, and im .. im not like that, okay? "

" maybe they weren't thinking about anything at all .."

Ethan Hawke (Todd's actor)

" WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT !!!! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING AUDITION !!!!!!!"

" is the— are we really trapped??? i—" KNOCKS AGGRESSIVELY "HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

explaining something that happened like hes gonna throw hands with someone

this is so funny

[therealscraft]

I’m scared what does this mean

[givencale]

Scrapped historical anderperry art

[nperryshadyfactsupdates]

WHAT A TALENT OMG

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the photographer said "serve old man yaoi" but they heard "shade neil perry" and went with it instead

[dykedarling]

THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

[morewarmththanlight]

reblogging because i love to spread misinformation

[bee--28]

Friendly reminder that Todd wouldn't have killed himself post cannon because he finally found purpose in life even though he lost Neil. However, Charlie would cause he lost the most important person in his life that night

[whysosirivs]

merry christmas, please don't call

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

oh he totally thought Neil was going in for a smooch

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that one second stare, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 🤨🏳️‍🌈

[sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

sometimes you just gotta make connections that don’t matter and mean nothing

[nperryshadyfactsupdates]

i swear this frame intentionally referenced snow white

[cardboardknox]

Genuine conversation from the groupchat

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they want each other's cookie so effing bad 😭

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he's never gonna beat the allegations bro

(probably my favourite dpstwt tweet lmfao)

[armorangels]

they're defrosting.......

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todd is just there serving face