a single spaghetti noodle on the kitchen floor

they/them 🌻 multifandom 🌻 artist | commissions open

[martenoodles]

📌🔆

my art

art commissions

[monstersovka]

🌱 dragon sword 🗡️

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[bansheebot]

Was feeling that tri-yearly urge to maybe play Skyrim for a bit again and checked nexus to see what the mod communities been up to and it's basically just a lot of this:

[perenial]

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

[perenial]

[doodles-shitposts]

Some Gilly doodles while I figure out how to draw people

[moxiepoxart]

[limbel]

bigs my eyes at you

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

[theropoda]

there really are only 3 kinds of skyrim mods and its 1) Female NPCs Improvement Overhaul. Converts all female NPCs into having cock destroyer bodily proportions (tagged as lore friendly) 2) 8K Speck of dirt retexture and remodel. Overhaul of a unique speck of dirt found in Hjoldir's Cavern (4GB download) 3) fart thu'um

[wetchickenbreast]

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[00000066]

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[64mpg]

i shed my old skin without preparing a new one first and it’s kind of really uncomfortable walking around with no skin