(Cw: talking about how a character would be in bed and just freaky shit [Wpnz flavored :3])
@chikawawpnzmuncher asked, I needed to deliver, so I polished this post up a bit and sent it out
Get ready for some repetitive starts to sentences because I didn't care to make this my essay of the year (though, I could ramble on about this man in bed)!
So, if you haven't seen my previous post let me put it simply—I think Wpnz is into some rough shit in the bedroom. (Feel free to check out my other post for more context lmao) So, with that information, I have some fun ideas and headcannons about how Wpnz is in bed, and yes this is my second post thirsting over this man but I am so God damn down bad for him it's insane.
So, my thoughts on how he is in bed is definitely loud as one of the things—oh boy does this man make noises and makes 'em noticable. There is no quiet with him, to put it simply! He groans, moans, whimpers, whines, and keens the entire time—maybe he'll sob if given rough enough treatment (and he absolutely will love it).
He is also just a talker in bed, I think he'd talk a lot with pet names and whatever he can—lots of dirty talking with him.
Wpnz will run his mouth until he can't talk—he'll be throwing out all kinds of pet names and filthy words he can just for fun. He is especially frequent with terms like “Baby” or “Doll”, but if the person (in the case he tops) he's fucking is into rougher or degrading treatment he'd probably call them “Fucktoy” or something of that nature.
I also feel that he is just as bad when he bottoms—oh boy will this man be a bratty bottom that needs taught to behave. He will be whiny and, obviously, bratty. He won't shut up until his head is pushed into a pillow and his snark is fucked out of him. Even then he might still be a little bratty.
Wpnz is definitely into being handled roughly, he would love to be choked and manhandled into whatever position his partner wants him to be in, he also wouldn't mind a bit of pain play. He loves the feeling of being pinned and pushed around.
He also seems to be the type who's really into Dom/Sub dynamics. He loves the power one holds—and it absolutely doesn't have to be him holding it. He loves the idea that he can talk big all he wants outside but knowing he has someone who when he gets home has all the power over him? That gets him hard quicker than anything. So does knowing he has power over someone on the bedroom in the case he's the Dom (all consensual, obviously).
I also think he's a switch in bed but I feel he leans more to bottoming—while he can be the top and absolutely does fuck in bed, I like to think he loves the feeling of getting fucked into a mattress until he's sobbing more.
Wpnz most definitely loves to use his mouth—I am certain in my soul he is an oral king. He would love if someone sat on his face because that's his dream for his partner to do—he would make it his fucking civic duty to eat someone out until they're brainless.
Speaking of his fixation of oral—one thing that he can't do of that nature is sucking dick. He can eat ass and pussy all day but he is easy to gag so it'll take a lot of trial and error to get him to fully deep throat—even then he'll be crying a bit but likely determined as hell.
He absolutely is amazing at aftercare—this man will make sure his partner feels loved and cherished and cared for after sex, he will help them bathe and also make sure they don't drop or anything of that nature (especially after an intense session). Though, he is absolutely baffled when someone gives him aftercare—for some reason, part of his brain can't process the gentle touches and help, he's just not used to the level of love and care even if he's been dating someone for awhile. Sometimes his brain can't process it, but he warms up to it if he's been dating his partner long enough to know they're not just going to fuck and leave.
Wpnz is the kind of man to explore in bed, he's adventurous as hell—his rule is he'll try most things at least once if his partner wants to. He is a little shy for some things so he may get nervous and need guided. But he gets the hang of most things pretty quickly.
Okay, there's my headcannon post yippe!
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