No really, I'm fine

[stephenist]

Source

CDC Wastewater Viral Activity Monitoring

BreatheTeq

[misforgotten2]

A book you very likely don’t have on your shelf #446

1958

[nrh61]

I do!

[coffee-fr]

Clean the mold out of your reusable water bottle including the cap and straw

Mold poisoning will kill you and has a high chance of causing severe hallucinations and nightmares while it's doing it. My final message goodbye

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh, hey, yea that's a good reminder! Wait a second tho

[vaspider]

A year or so ago I saw someone who studies bacteria on food surfaces talking about how she never ever uses a water bottle for longer than 2 days without washing it with hot water and soap or running it through the dishwasher and I've become really adamant about it ever since. Everyone has enough water bottles to keep them cycling through the dishwasher and in use.

Also please don't die.

[myautisticpov]

Yup to all of this, but also, if you read this and went “lol, I have too much ADHD for that - do you know how many water bottles I would actually need to buy?”

I need you to listen closely, right now

Yes, you might, in fact, need to buy a mountain of water bottles

“But the plastic-”

There comes times when disability, sustainability best practices, and your health cannot co-exist

And you cannot stop being disabled

You might need to not only buy a mountain of water bottles, but also keep prepackaged single use water bottles for emergencies when every surface of your house is covered in reusable water bottles that haven’t been cleaned, and you find yourself asking “what’s the harm in using this one for one more day?” for the seventh day in a row

Or going “well, I’m not that thirsty anyway” and stopping drinking water altogether

Don’t make yourself ill holding yourself to standards you cannot meet

[grownupgeekgirl]

Well, this stopped me cold.

"There comes a time when disability, sustainability best practices, and your health cannot co-exist.

"And you cannot stop being disabled."

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

Interviewer: You had a bit of a bromance going on there.

Jude Law: What is this new term everyone's using?

Interviewer: Bromance?

Jude Law: It's a horrible term. What about just a romance?

Interviewer: No, it's not the same.

Jude Law: Why not? Why?

Interviewer: Because then you'd have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.

Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it?

[john-silvers]

I have his true friendship, and so he’s going to have mine. And as long as that’s true, I cannot imagine what is possible. JAMES FLINT & JOHN SILVER, BLACK SAILS, SEASON 4

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Saskatchewan government passes and enacts controversial ‘Parents’ Bill of Rights’ | Globalnews.ca

The new Saskatchewan law will prevent children under 16 from changing their names or pronouns at school without receiving parental consent.

The Saskatchewan government on Friday passed its proposed Parents’ Bill of Rights, which also received royal ascent and is now in force across the province. On Friday, the legislature voted on the third reading, which was passed using the notwithstanding clause to prevent the new law from court challenges under certain provisions of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. The new law also protects the legislation from challenges under the Saskatchewan Human Rights Code. The new law will prevent children under 16 from changing their names or pronouns at school without receiving parental consent.

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Tagging: @politicsofcanada

[choking-hazard31-blog]

Yeah sure let’s just add a clause that makes it so we can’t be held accountable or challenged on things we do. This is clearly democratic.

Fucking conservatives.

[addictedtostorytelling]

sara sidle + one step ahead of him

[hiveswap]

If you got enough money to live happily and comfortably for the rest of your life, but everyone who saw you immediately knew what fandom you are in and understood what that means, would you take it?

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

website

[hesbythecampfire]

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

[acecroft]

be like ripley, don’t break the quarantine

[fluffmugger]

[addictedtostorytelling]

sara sidle + when you don't fully believe him

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[neil-gaiman]

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

[whatisthismandoinghere]

That face you make when your lawyer friend drags you off on some wild adventure to solve a case

[finally-figured-it-out]

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

[finally-figured-it-out]

There once was a man from Verdun

[genteelblackhole42]

There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...

[shredsandpatches]

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

[ruckuscauser]

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

[rat-girl-big-tits]

@limerickshere

[fremedon]

There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[paulgadzikowski]

On Tumblr did lasses and lads Their way with fail poetry had. You're having your fun But you're fooling no one - It takes skill to do something this bad.

[treksource]

[doctorbones]

#but shiiit look at that second to last gif#did karl urban just like…find deforest kelley and say#hey man wanna ride along with me on this bones thing#and deforest just went ‘buckle up kid’#because LOOK AT THAT FACE  (via @marmotsomsierost)

[bluespock-blog]

#no wonder karl made leonard nimoy cry

[incorrect-spones]

he’s making me cry too

[zetsubonna]

I like AOS anyway, but Karl Urban was on some spirit medium shit.

Like, everyone else kinda did their own interpretation of the characters, which worked out pretty well and interesting, but Karl just straight up summoned a ghost.

[nrh61]

He's really the reason I rewatch those movies. It's like getting to watch Deforest Kelley all over again.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

flattered that my tags passed peer review:

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends. her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees--which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set.

#they involve her in heist style operations. on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in. then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up, it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble!......and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a highly successful career criminal & con artist for 50 years.

ANYway gimme a 80+-year-old con-artist-turned-amateur-sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies (#this all takes place in florida naturally)

[mayaminamoto]

This is my chance to plug "The Green Glove Gang!" A Polish Netflix series about 3 women In Their Prime (60+ at least) who hide in a retirement home after a robbery gone wrong.

[vr-trakowski]

It’s not a detective series, but the British comedy series Waiting for God has a lot of these vibes and some really killer sarcasm. 

It takes place at a nursing home, and the protagonist is a forcibly retired photojournalist who gives absolutely NO fucks.  Her would-be boyfriend is completely off his rocker except when he doesn’t want to be, and the two of them are continually foiling the dastard of a facility manager.  The w-b-boyfriend’s family puts all thirteen letters in dysfunctional and the other residents range from infuriating to surprisingly helpful. 

(For you Cabin Pressure fans, the protagonist is played by Stephanie Cole, Carolyn Knapp-Shappey herself.  In much the same way, really.) 

[nrh61]

Great show, and Stephanie Cole is hilarious in it.

[addictedtostorytelling]

team graveyard text posts + gil grissom (round 4) + bonus gsr