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the pitt / Hadestown were Jack is Hermes talking to Robby

“And if all you got is your own two legs, then just be glad you got them.”

“The real road lies between your ears and behind your eyes.”

and so on and so foreth

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The Pitt as Dogs - from a fanfic writer and their Dog grooming BSF

Dennis Whitaker - Beagle (A compromise between Blood hound and a sight hound. Notice how neither said Golden Retriever, because first he's not blonde, second that's not his personality at all. And if you think it is you've never owned a beagle.)

Trinity Santos - Doberman Pincher

Jack Abbot - Miniature Schnauzer (or any terrier will do, but this one I like the best)

Micheal "Robby" Robinavitch - Scottish DeerHound (BSF says they die young and also they're scruffy af)

Dana Evans- Saluki (again this is correct)

Mell King - Yellow Lab (one might argue Golden Reteriver once again. And once again you'd be wrong.

Frank Langdon - Doodle (This man bought his wife a doodle... also they are known as the drug addicts of the dog world. You're arguements are invalid if you haven't sat through a dog groomer's doodle rant.)

Samira Mohan - Black Lab

Princess/Perlah - Chihauhau/maltese (either is good for both. This list does not take ethinicity of characters only dogs and vibes)

John Shen - Corgi (I think corgi's would also drink Dunkin')

Victoria Javadi - Dachshund

Oglive - Cockapoo (another poodle mix, another groomer nightmare.)

Joy - Toy Poodle (AFK registered)

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Gang AU except everything is the same…. Just when Dennis was “between placed” before the eighth floor he made a few friends that just so happened to be members of a gang and every once in a while this information will crop up and/or be mildly useful… to the effect that Dennis assumes when hsi friends say Gang he thinks its like a friend group and not organized crime

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I say “Micheal in the bathroom” and you have to decide if I’m talking about the Pitt or Be More Chill

[cydthesc1encekid]

I DESPERATELY NEED a night shift vampire fic, like day shift is all humans and doesn't know but all the night crawlers are vampires (and maybe Dennis Whitaker joins the night shift and a certain Jack Abbot vampire turns him 👀)

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Or dennis is already a vampire, bitten before leaving nebraska and has to flee from hunters, he’s trying to keep a low profile and doesnt know mich about being a vampire so he can’t tell that the nightshift are all a nest of vampires but they 1000% can tell that he is so Jack has to bassically force him into nightshift and slowly (like with a stray dog) take this kid under his wing

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IDK why people keep saying dennis would be a golden retreiver? Canonically he’s a blood hound. And idk were people are saying that boy is blond either that’s light brown hair… mousy brown…. maybe tawney if the light catches it just right but definitely NOT golden retriever blonde

Coperate would like you to identify the differences between these two pictures!!!!!

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Criminal Minds x The Pitt crossover where homeless people keep going missing and then found dead on the steps of religious buildings within so many miles of PTMC all happening everytime dennis has a day off.

Whitaker can fit nicely into the profile as well give-or-take a few details. And while the BAU boys and girls are going over the profile Abbot is playing SWAT at the station and realises that Whitaker might be at the top of their suspect list so he marches towards The agents discussing who it could be in their ‘A-ha! moment of reveal’ except Abbot is like “he has an alibi for each case, because each one coincides when we both have off and go out with the street team”

and Hotch or Morgan is like “Unless you are out all night you can’t say you know where he is when you go home.” Abbot just smirks

“I go home and eat that boy out till he’s nothing but my good pup?” The agents are unfased, asking the doctor he there’s anyone to coorberate with these alleged alibis and Robby pops up (on his day off to pick up his husband from his hobby-job)

“I can confirm that Dennis is a very good pup.” Robby is also smirking now.

And it turns out that dennis wasnt the unsub but the object of the unsub’s deranged pyshosis.

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I like to think that Santos keeps buying more Avacodas hoping that at some point Dennis will be satiated enough to leave her some, and as the numbers increase so does the horror.

like first grocery trip and she buys a normal amount for herself— three tops probably. And she gets busy they rippen and dennis notices that they’re almost going bad so he eats them all real quick, unable to let anything be thrown out when he can eat them just fine

and thats fine, she buys three more — and this time has plans for them, but then they’re gone quicker

she buys 5, as soon as they rippen gone

6: vanished almost instantly not one at a time not a half sitting in the fridge after some toast no left over gauc to be shared no evidence that she even bought them except the peels and pits

8, 9, 10… she cant stop adding more avocadoes and seeing this man devour them.

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addicted to Jack swooping in behind Robby and stealing Dennis away into a healthier relationship.

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never felt more like Dr. Robby “this is my last day before my sabbatical” Robinavitch then today as I too am on my last shift before i go on a 10 day cross country road trip. It’s been titts up since before 8 in the morning and i still have 6 hours left… pop off king go feral

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anyone: asks whitaker to do something whitaker: sad-duck-pointing.jpeg

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i love season 1 whitaker next to season 2 whitaker look at the difference Trinity should be proud she put in so much effort to make that boy healthy again

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Trinity and Dennis get turned into little kids without their memories and its found out that Dennis is trans and that his dead name is also Trinity. So everyone just calls them by their last names to differentiate between the two. Whitaker is such a horse kid and Santos won’t stop showing everyone the new gymnastic routine she learned. They both think Robby is 1million years old but think Jack and Dana are the coolest (mostly because Robby is ruining their fun by making his doctors and nurses go back to work or stopping either kids from using the ED as their personal jungle gym and Jack and Dana have given them enough treats to feed an entire kidergarten)

Whitaker keeps mistaking Ogilvie as one of his older brothers or a cousin and follows him around and asks 1000 questions. At first the med student doesn’t mind, thinking its a good way to flex his knowledge around the doctors, but whitaker finds the medical jargon boring so starts asking about what his favorite horse is and goes into a lengthy description of every horse breed there is.

Meanwhile Santos is with Mel basically doing the same thing, but keeps trying to get the doctor to tell her more and more gruesome ED stories. Langdon tries to tell one of his own, but Santos keeps glaring at him because she might not know why but she knows she doesnt like that man. (Whitaker also glares at Langdon because he’s ride-or-die and Santos is his name twin and they both like shetland ponies and the color Pink and that means they’re best friends forever and ever)

Robby and Abbot take the kids home after their shift. Whitaker sobs when he finds out Jack and robby are gay-married because his doesn’t want them to burn in hell. Its Santos that explains that that isnt how that works and because their best friends forever and ever that they should get girl-gay-married and Whitaker isnt crying anymore and is on board with it. And Whitaker nods and says something like “And I can be the husband and then we’d be girl-guy-gay-married” and they force Robby and Jack to play wedding day with them or something.

(the Pitt group chat is a flood of pictures of the two kids)

I imagine them being 7 or 8 years old.

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i cant get these tragic gay men out of my head

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A hallmark like fic where whitaker goes back to broken bow for christmas, and the local cafe worker or whatnot has the hots for him and tries litterally every play in the book to get his attention. Meanwhile Dennis is in dreamland thinking about the old men pair of husbands he’s ensnared back in pittsburgh.

(his family wanted to ‘reconnect’ or something because they thought that now that he’s a doctor he’d have money, but he’s still mostly a sugar baby atm ((platonically with Santos ofc)) and they didnt tell anyone in town that the reason Dennis left was because he was kicked out for being gay)

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Is it just me or does Jack Abbot give off Bugs Bunny vibes?

[afcroyjamie]

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barbra would appreciate those

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all im saying is Neil Josten from All for the Game and Jaron from the ascendence series ever met the world would never recover