GO YOU! Yesss, amazing! Bless us with your dirty talent! I just wanted to give you a few tips to writing smut, so it comes across as realistic. You don’t have to use them, but if you do want to write realistic smut, here’s a few pointers!
- unless a dude swallowed the little, blue pill, he can’t be sucked dry and then start pounding you! No sir, not today! After a dude shoots, oftentimes, he’ll be done for a few. Some men need hours to get ready again, some need minutes, some can’t do anything the rest of the day
- women’s nails can hurt (all nails can), so if you’re writing female on female, ain’t nobody got beautiful, long almond shaped nails. That shit will rip you up
- BRAS AND PANTIES CANNOT BE RIPPED WITH BARE HANDS UNLESS THERES HOLES IN IT. Trust me. Take an old bra, and try to rip it. It cannot!
- if you want to write actual BDSM or sub/dom, that’s great! But do some research (NOT PORN) first. Sub/dom isn’t all about nicknames and facefucking. Bdsm isn’t all about spankings.
- generally, research! If you’re unsure about a part of smut, google it. Research how and why.
- porn is rarely good for inspiration. Porn is very much posed through out, and most of the positions aren’t actually comfortable or sexy
- ANAL NEEDS A LITTLE WARM UP AND A LOT OF LUBE!! You can’t just stick your ding in at first try. You gotta work the booty first. And you need a LOT of lube
- not all women can come. Some can only come through clit, some (few) can come from penetration and some need both. Some can’t at all.
- SQUIRTING IS A THING BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN
- sperm tastes weird (just an FYI). It isn’t salted caramel (yes, I’ve read that as a description)
- sometimes you can’t get wet. Head is horny, body is not. It happens
- foreplay is important! Ain’t nobody just sliding into your cave of wonders without a little something first
- some women needs toys during sex to reach climax
- ITS REALLY HARD COMING AT THE SAME TIME
- men experience tingles in the head right before they come, and the balls tighten up
- also, they really don’t notice your walls fluttering. It’s not a thing. Yes, a vagina can pulsate after an orgasm, but they really don’t notice. They love sex, buuuuuut they don’t notice a lot except YES WARM YES SOFT I WILL SEX IT (my boyfriend helped with this point, so thanks)
- if a dude comes in you, and you don’t wash your hahoo right after, it well smell. Not necessarily bad, but it’ll smell like juices from man and woman.
- losing your virginity shouldn’t hurt. Honestly. If it bleeds or hurts, the vag wasn’t ready for penetration. The hymen won’t hurt when it breaks (maybe for 10 % who are very sensitive down there)
- NO CONDOM AMD NO PEEING RIGHT AFTER SEX CAN LEAD TO AN UTI. Trust me.
- RESEARCH KINKS BEFORE USE. Stuff like daddy kinks are often pretty straight forward, but check up on it before writing it
- don’t sissor your fingers in the vagina. Firstly it’s not sexy or comfortable, secondly ITS REALLY HARD TO DO.
- fisting is not an actual fist. Pretend your hand is a duck beak. That’s how you do it (or research. NOT PORN)
- lastly, remember porn and other smut isn’t necessarily true. It’s fantasy. You don’t have to write about those things, unless you want to. You do you! Write some hot sex!
Add your own, if you’ve got them!