The Frabjous, Brillig, NSFW TumblrDrier

A Porn blog that fits anything that catches my fancy. This one is particularly for photo stuff (drawn stuff can be found at http://nsfwtumbldrier2.tumblr.com). Fetishes include (but are not limited to): Hotwifing / Cuckoldry / Sharing / Cheating; Incest; Bestiality; Public Sex

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I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[meme-theft]

[vvitchella]

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

[notlostonanadventure]

@tinmanfromhell

[mzheartbreaker88]

I will forever post this every time I see this

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

[sushinfood]

It’s that time again.

[onesubsjourney-deactivated20180]

A message to the boys/men of tumblr.

There are tons of gorgeous women here, who post themselves nude. We all do it for different reasons, some to gain confidence, some because of their confidence, some to inspire others, and others who just like to show off. While I don’t know all the reasons, I do know, that 90% of them don’t want your nasty messages.

Just because we post nudes, does not mean you can be disrespectful.

Just because we post nudes, does not mean we want to see your pathetic little cocks.

Just because we don’t want to see your pathetic little cocks, does not automatically make us lesbian. (Yes some fuck said that to me a few days ago.)

Just because we are into kink, does not mean we want to hear what you would do to us. (Unless we specifically state so.)

Put it this way, would you walk up to a woman on the street that you found attractive, and ask if she wanted to see your cock?

If she was wearing a collar, would you go and tell her you want to tie her up, gag her, and fuck her ass?

You wouldn’t, because you’d 1. Get beat, 2. Possible get arrested, and 3. Look like an utter idiot.

So tell me boys/men of tumblr, why do you think it’s okay here?

Knock it the fuck off.

[onesubsjourney-deactivated20180]

This needs a reblog.

[notsogiantsquid-deactivated2022]

Oh my fucking god this so hard. Let this be a warning to all you creeps following me because I post nudes sometimes. I DO NOT want to see your nasty dick pics. I DO NOT want you to message me disgusting things. I will block your ass so fast it’s not even funny. You’re not being cute you’re being predatory.

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

*watches porn*

me: this intro is taking too long

*skips one minute* 

*they eating ass*

me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

[wantingyoureverything-deactivat]

Truth

[nsfwtumbldrier]

[heathawk13]

Yes I added googly eyes to a hitachi.

[wickedlye-deactivated20181012]

I needed this. Laughed so hard!

[theshyxibitionista]

😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

Deadest of dead now.

[retrokarrots-deactivated2021072]

😳😜😂😂

[texasred43]

😂😂😂

[brattywannabeprincess]

This made my day 😂😂😂

[katlover34-deactivated20171217]

This is awesome!!!!

[hotwifetoo-deactivated20181220]

Lol!!!!

[all-taboo-confessions]

Patty

When I was 10, I had a slept-over at a friend’s house. I was awakened in the middle of the night by sounds coming from his older sister’s room. I laid there for a while listening but curiosity got the best of me. I snuck down the hall to her room. As I peeked in, I notice she was on her hands and knee with the family dog behind her. He was a big Great Dane and he looked like he was trying to climb up on her. I couldn’t tell what was going on. I continued to watch when she caught me. In her embarrassment, she tried to get up. It was at that moment that I realized what was happening. A look of shock and awe must have come over me, because she called me to come closer. I walked closer but couldn’t hide the bulge in my briefs. She asked me to keep it a secret and to not tell a soul. In exchange she offered me my first blow job. I wasn’t sure what she meant but agreed to her suggestion.

That night was amazing! She exposed me to two of the best things in life. A great blowjob, and a hot girl knotted by a large dog. 40 years later and I remember it like it was yesterday.

Thanks Patty wherever you are…

[candybuns]

I just got a gross transphobic anon, so im gonna be up front about this.

I’m a boy. You don’t get to tell me otherwise. If you think otherwise, you’re wrong. Genitals do not equal gender, yeah I have a vagina, I can like my vagina and still be just as much of a boy as any boy that has a dick. If you disagree, fuck off and don’t follow me.

Also the fact that you felt the need to reduce me all the way down to a womb and fallopian tubes is fucking vile. Rethink your life. Disgusting and dehumanising. I might not even have any of those lmao you can’t see inside me yikes way to assume shit u can’t even see. Anyway, my body and my internal organs and my genitals are none of your concern, if you don’t like that I’m a boy anyway than idk what to tell you man, you’re just factually wrong.

[fuckyeahoscarisaac]

[potterlovermore]

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

[ladynorbert]

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

[knights-of-ben-solo]

FOUND IT AGAIN never not reblog

[marriednaughtdead]

For Carrie and ….. cuz Star Wars!

[tapout04]

[pumpkinspicedjensen]

[latest-incest]

Yes Yes !

[naughtybimom]

Us too!!!!!

[kinkytaboolife-blog]

💯👍🏻Talk to me. Love incest have experience. Looking for like minded people. male. Females. An couples. Confessions or share your taboo fantasies. KIK Pervypete5

[hotwivesandgames-deactivated201]

[plzfuckamelia-deactivated201812]

Damn right.

[yourgirlonmycock]

respect. I want to respectfully fuck your significant other. Sometimes I don’t want things to come out sarcastic and they do.

[helpstopthevirus]

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[tastefullyoffensive]

[plannedparenthood]

[the-ill-doctor]

plannedparenthood:

Now that the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and The White House have finalized new nondiscrimination provisions under Section 1557 of the Affordable Care Act, it is more important than ever to know your rights and what to do if you face discrimination. 

To better explain what these protections mean, Out2Enroll partnered with trans comic artist, Dylan Edwards, on a series of illustrated discrimination situations. 

Read up on your rights with this guide from Out2Enroll >> 

[cheatinghard-deactivated2016070]

[hotwifescuck]

http://hotwifescuck.tumblr.com