actual garbage

nia | 32 | they/she | my personality is 60% king of the hill quotes | former nihilist/current absurdist | I delight in all things silly 🤡

[eridan-ampora]

who up dinking they oiter

[tmos-time]

you fucking know it babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!! #dinkers

[eridan-ampora]

[lesbi-nyan]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting

[a-sentient-cup]

what about the other cat?

[whatcoloristhatcat]

fert

[mossworm]

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

[todaysbird]

this bilateral gynandromorph northern cardinal was spotted in pennsylvania. this bird is male on one side of the body, female on the other; this is very rare, but has been observed in multiple cardinals previously.

[weirdlandtv]

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

[squeeegs]

text from porter robinson's "goodbye to a world"

every single animal in this comic is extinct. it's not too late for the ones that are left.

edit: thanks @mudcrabmassacre for the correction, smilodon fatalis did not in fact go extinct in 1023 AD. the actual prediction is around 10,000 years ago - I think i may have missed a zero or two.

[moniquill]

[anemiaman]

Visit Original Link

[anemiaman]

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

[anemiaman]

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

[beep-beepster]

this is now rowlet’s theme

[sacred-portal]

[nostrem]

[crescentsoulja-deactivated20240]

This motherfucker is hideous.

[nostrem]

I’ll kill you

[nostrem]

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

[nty-glt]

o hi :) thought I'd introduce myself again since it's been a while

I'm stef, I go by nia! I'm 32 and they/she, currently single

I'd call myself pansexual if pressed - I don't care what you have, I care who you are

my blog is kinda my safe space so I'll post anything here, be prepared 🩷

[honeyymoony]

snoopy pngs!

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[cellobuster]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[sandmandaddy69]

[forgottenflickr]

“Cedric and Ziggy” 2010

[eerieclam]

[freddiebeg]

[healing--springs]

Neopets MSN Buddy icons ♡