[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[aliceversuswonderland-deactivat]

Introverts after alone time to regain their energy:

[eco-socialism]

Ecosocialist praxis

[damnianweynee]

I support you poison Ivy

[silk101]

ur purpose on this earth isn’t to be liked by everyone why would u waste ur time trying to live such a restrictive existence trying to impress everyone like who really gives a fuck

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[tillsy-deactivated20230306]

[chambergambit]

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

[jumex]

Sometimes you just have lay on the floor

[tordenvejr]

‪MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD is people dancing and mouthing along to whatever theyre listening to in their headphones Just having a great time with themselves I LOVE U I APPRECIATE U U INSPIRE ME AND UR AURA AND ATTITUDE IS ADMIRABLE AND CONTAGIOUS‬

[fakehistory]

[thankgodyourepretty]

Santa Claus is coming to

snatch your fucking wig you shook ass bitch

[cactus-and-a-lily-deactivated20]

The only three Holiday moods:

Oct - “fuck my pussy with a rake mum!”

Nov - “thanksgiving? THANKSLIVING!”

Dec - “Santa Claus is coming to SNATCH YOUR FUCKING WIGS YOU SHOOK AS BITCH”

[harold-shes-lesbian]

this is too real though

[richie-hoezier85]

[withvaldezindisneyland]

no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials 

[sinful-confessionss-deactivated]

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[shadowbenny]

Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

[ruinedchildhood]

[grouchythefish]

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.” “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.” “She has a twin sister,”

I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

[ruinedchildhood]

[daddys-little-biscuit]

Nope I’m not havin it she is a cat

[2000ish]

Hello Kitty is a Cat

[dalaminaubis]

Hello Kitty is a furry.

[deejay]