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[Eyestrain Blinkies bellow cut ⚠️]
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
so this guy right he makes ancient egyptian themed furry costumes. he makes all kinds but mostly he specializes in Horus heads. it's his passion really. he loves to make the beautiful falcon head of the Sun God. anyway so he's at a con one day and he sees this whole bunch of people in middle kingdom dress with these indistinguishable animal heads. he's like. oh man these folks could really use a new source, i can hardly tell what animal those are! so he goes over and he says "hey guys! i see you are into ancient egyptian mythological themed furry costumes--if any of you are interested in being the radiant Son of Ra, I am the BEST in the business!"
and the group of people look at each other, then at him. awkward. finally one of them says: "uh. no thanks. we're all Set."
This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.
I think every laugh will make OP’s heart a bit lighter.
@thatlittleegyptologist
Judge OP’s heart
I laughed, I lighten his heart.
His heart shall be heavier for this.
‘just a couple of boys’ -> ‘just two partners’ pipeline
the Phan reveal wasn’t “we owe you this” it was “we trust you with this”
and that’s why it hits so much harder
when your boyfriend gets you a cake that says “show me your birthday philussy” while your parents are visiting
PHRASE ADDED!
this entire post
COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!
dude wake UP
?!!!!! I'M HERE WHAT'S GOING ON???? blinks?!!!!
okay well i have front back now but i want to take a nap so. i am now LITERALLY going to eep
Uncharismatic Fact of the Day
My, what big ears you have! Spotted bats have the largest ears of any North American bat, reaching up to 4 cm (1.5 in) long-- nearly a third of their total body length! This helps them to hear their echolocation calls, which are some of the lowest pitched of any bat. Most calls fall within 9–12 kHz, well within the range of human hearing.
(Image: A spotted bat (Euderma maculatum) by Bruce D. Taubert)
Heyy uhh my reddit account was fucking yoinked so yeah, pukicho subreddit, beware.
THEY TURNED ME INTO A LOWLY SLUT NAMED JULIETTE!! REDDIT, DO SOMETHING.
congrats on the transition Puk!
HELP ME, MAN
No longer am I Juliette. I am free.
What if we had the inverse of a hivemind. Like. Instead of a bunch ofbodies being a singular bitches we have one body with a bunch of bitches
@funnier-as-a-system
so here's a secret. i often mix up sadism and masochism so every time i need to use one of them in a sentence the way that i remember which is which is becuase people call markiplier a masochist but i know that markiplier doesn't hurt others
okay now a silly one
megatron a real freak for letting his murderous second in command clean and hold him in gun mode. "hey i know you fucking hate me because i constantly downplay your capabilities in front of everyone, and dangling your position of leadership in front of your face, but can you clean me up while i'm at my most vulnerable moment for a sec? i just think it's so hot that you assist me knowing you can kill me anytime by splitting me in half. thanks."
getting gender euphoria from stupid and cringe and boring shit is awesome and if anyone makes you feel bad for it you should tear them open with your bare hands ok
this goes for trans women who like thigh highs and the like "skirt go spinny" memes and transmascs who like being "ugly" and dressing lame and "cringe" nonbinary people who get made fun of for being named after objects or concepts and people with weird genders and neopronouns and if someone bullies you KILL THEM
and also for other shit like being otherkin / therian too actually. KILL EVERYONE WHO'S MEAN TO YOU
