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Anime. Porn. Hentai. Sometimes food. Random thoughts.

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[justcatposts]

[world-of-cats]

[uno-universal]

by Sergey Asaf`ev

[jmawork]

IM AN ADULT I TUCK MYSELF IN

[smalltonystark]

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

[nojaminmycoffee-deactivated2020]

[theawesomeadventurer]

yea that’s him :/

[a-hedgehog-s-dilemma]

[a-titty-ninja]

[doggosource]

rainboye

[ommanyte]

and with just a pinch of artistic licence, you can turn the metagross line of super computer robo mechas into:

… crabs

[doggosource]

heh

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[janeplease]

wow this Margaret Atwood poem slaps

[doggosource]

i’ll take 3

[rainy--daisy-deactivated2019082]

breakfast

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex