schmooples the third

hmu for my new url (°◡°♡).:｡

[zamankaybolmaz]

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[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[dontthink2-deactivated20161214]

[kant-deactivated20190908]

watashi wa「DIRTY DAN」desu

[ithelpstodream]

[thefilmfatale]

[zerostigma]

I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.

[perissologist]

remember when we thought THIS was wild

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

How was the world so pure 4 years ago

[humblebumble]

Lmao he ain’t have to drag him like that tho

[onlyblackgirl]

Yes he did.

[lesbianshepard]

once when i went to church for easter sunday or some holiday it was really hot and miserable and the incense was gross and overwhelming and so i fainted going up for communion and it was so disorienting like i couldnt see but someone helped me up and outside to get fresh air and i thought it was, like, one of my parents trying to assist their eldest daughter who had just collapsed in the middle of church and i kept saying “oh my god jesus fucking christ what the fuck what the hell jesus christ what the fuck is going on” and mystery person got me water and when my vision came back and 

it was one of the priests 

and i had been continuously taking the lords name in vain in front of him for like two minutes straight and it was mortifying 

[iflewbikes-deactivated20181005]

Carrie was an utter gift.

[destinyrush]

[feministdwaynejohnson]

[arthurmorgans]

“I would have come just to see you one last time.”

[zzxid-deactivated20220516]

There is nothing by itself bad with stylizing female characters so they look bigger or are hairy, if anything I want more female characters who are big and hairy. The ISSUE is when women of colour are portrayed as borderline animalistic big creatures and white girls are more human and allowed to be petite and pretty. You can do diversity without dehumanizing WoC and butchness or implying femeninity can only be white.

[the3rdsoimtre]

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

[lifeisaboutnewbeginnings-deacti]

😂😂😂😂

[asian]

How did she do that with her eyes that’s fucking neat

[spookyceeblathers]

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

[spookyceeblathers]

apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily 

emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that

she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lord’s name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but that’s beside the point 

we were friends for about two and a half years

and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.

now these jeans 

were not just any pair of jeans 

they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed them 

so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friend’s (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive

so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car

which are my luckys

now I didn’t think anything of it and just assumed I’d done a great service here right 

but flash forward three days 

and she comes back 

and doesn’t say 

anything 

just hands me the jeans 

pivots 

and walks away 

so naturally I’m like??????????

so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friend’s mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and that’s right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans  have a lovely little note on the fly

they look like this

and then you unzip them and

so that’s the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeans 

[animal-factbook]

The dog breed “Chow Chow” were bred from ancient underground dogs, and therefore require to be submerged in sand at least twice a day.

[spookyceeblathers]

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

[spookyceeblathers]

apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily 

emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that

she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lord’s name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but that’s beside the point 

we were friends for about two and a half years

and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.

now these jeans 

were not just any pair of jeans 

they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed them 

so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friend’s (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive

so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car

which are my luckys

now I didn’t think anything of it and just assumed I’d done a great service here right 

but flash forward three days 

and she comes back 

and doesn’t say 

anything 

just hands me the jeans 

pivots 

and walks away 

so naturally I’m like??????????

so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friend’s mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and that’s right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans  have a lovely little note on the fly

they look like this

and then you unzip them and

so that’s the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeans 

[lesly-oh]

hmm